He would get transferred to the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes.
An “opposite” story: During the Vietnam War, a fellow (I’ve forgotten his name, but he was known to some friends of mine) was jailed for resisting the draft. In years in prison, he literally never spoke a word, although he could. He was eventually let out early, because the prison staff was too spooked by that behavior.
FreihEitner Premium Member 12 months ago
Well, it could work. Worth a try, I mean he’s got nothing to lose.
Superfrog 12 months ago
You could roll over and play dead?
I Mad Am I 12 months ago
If all else fails… be like a terrier and constantly dig your way out!
Ivy Valory Premium Member 12 months ago
I’m ashamed to tell you how hard I laughed at this!
Ivy Valory Premium Member 12 months ago
And you guys are all hysterical!
Imagine 12 months ago
Or just use the pet door.
Jayalexander 12 months ago
Spend time in the big house you either plead insanity or get religion.
MayCauseBurns 12 months ago
Switch genders for a change of view!
Doug K 12 months ago
Maybe they could give him his own special secluded padded room far away from everyone else.
nosirrom 12 months ago
Try puppy dog eyes.
uniquename 12 months ago
He’d have to wag his tail too.
Lotus 12 months ago
He would get transferred to the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes.
MeGoNow Premium Member 12 months ago
Who hasn’t been a good boy?
PoodleGroomer 12 months ago
I have seen several doors that have been clawed and chewed through.
Zebrastripes 12 months ago
LOL! It’s a dog eat dog world out there….
akachman Premium Member 12 months ago
LOL!!
ArcticFox Premium Member 12 months ago
That’s a dog-gone good idea!!!
ekke 12 months ago
Yeah, but they treat PITAs differently inside. Ever hear of “the hole”?
goboboyd 12 months ago
You may be transferred to another ‘institution’ that could be similar. Albeit with softer walls, more windows, and possibly better food.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 12 months ago
And for God’s sake, don’t try hump-ing the guard’s leg.
tammyspeakslife Premium Member 12 months ago
“Works for me!”
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 12 months ago
“Yeah, tried that. All it got me was a rabies shot.”
gammaguy 11 months ago
An “opposite” story: During the Vietnam War, a fellow (I’ve forgotten his name, but he was known to some friends of mine) was jailed for resisting the draft. In years in prison, he literally never spoke a word, although he could. He was eventually let out early, because the prison staff was too spooked by that behavior.