Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for November 13, 2024

Practice makes perfect

I’m not eating that!

Love the look on the pinata’s face.

Ouch!!!!

Oh, for HEAVEN’S sake …

That’s a might small target. And they NEVER go in blindfolded…

the urologist party is just nuts!

Are you sure that’s chocolate?

That stick is wayyy smaller than what I remember.

TMI

If the ob/gyn department has the party, is the piñata wearing stirrups, or is it in stirrups?

Next on the cue.

“Tee hee.. MY TURN… tee hee…”

Similar to dentistry but fewer germs.

Nothing worse than a proctologist with bad depth perception

It looks like a cross between a piñata and pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey

= Poke-a-stick-in-the-___-of-a-___

I hope that only candy spills out!

Why are there 2 hands on my shoulders,doc?

Kanchō!

Had an appt at the urologist. A woman behind at reception was someone I went to school with decades ago. She looks at me and says…“OMG! What are you doing here???”

Never was too bright. Or discreet.

Shouldn’t the stick have a rubber glove on it???

Now do one about gynecologists.

Not my kinda Piñata ! ;-)

That’s just wrong. Funny but wrong.

“What happened to the piñata?”

“They wrecked ‘im.”

From look on the piñata, someone already won.

After starting with pinning the tail on the donkey, things went downhill in a hurry.

Looks like it’s gonna be a direct hit. His stance is perfect for going after a white whale. :)

love the look on piñata’s face

I love how Dave snuck in that sign on the upper right.

It’s filled with chocolate pudding sausages.

Cue that old Beatles tune: “But I’ll get you, I’ll get you in the end…”

a rare comic for which most relevant and witty comments would likely be banned…

Q: What’s the difference between a butt-kisser and a brown-noser?A: Depth perception.

This is wrong on so many levels!

Reminds me. Gotta find a ride for my medical procedure (it relates to this comic) in February. My “usual ride” for such things decided the other day they were no longer going to have a car.

We praise the colorectal surgeon

Misunderstood and much malaigned

Slaving away in the heart of darkness

Working where the sun don’t shine.

Respect the colorectal surgeon

It’s a calling few would crave

Lift up your hands and join us

Let’s all do the finger wave.

Quite a good month so far, Dave. Well done !

Vlad the Impaler’s descendants? I think impaling started in the Ottoman Empire, though. That poor pinata!