Strange Brew by John Deering for January 31, 2021

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    Concretionist  almost 4 years ago

    PHB of the lab

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    RobinHood  almost 4 years ago

    The answer is 42, find the question.

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    Troglodyte  almost 4 years ago

    Amazeing

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    eromlig  almost 4 years ago

    If the mice find their way out of the maze, perhaps they should be put on the payroll.

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    pcolli  almost 4 years ago

    “I found a mouse.”

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    derdave969  almost 4 years ago

    Seems to me he wants to schedule invention. Had a couple managers like that over the years.

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    kartis  almost 4 years ago

    “Well, our lab testing shows that people who neither understand science or how to manage people, end up in charge of labs, and no matter how competently staffed, prevent any significant scientific progress. This we will call the %€$!@ Phenomenon.”

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    dflak  almost 4 years ago

    Sorry boss, this is science, not a Supreme Court nomination.

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    mikeyman  almost 4 years ago

    or else…it’s flowers for Algernon.

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    Pickled Pete  almost 4 years ago

    We have all the tools, now all we need is a project.

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 4 years ago

    We discovered we’ve used the whole budget already.

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    MichaelHelwig  almost 4 years ago

    The answer is to quit abusing the mice.

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    Ukko wilko  almost 4 years ago

    With the right grant writer you can get funding for anything.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 4 years ago

    Don’t forget the Vermont sharp cheddar.

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    the lost wizard  almost 4 years ago

    Misbehavioral science.

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    PoodleGroomer  almost 4 years ago

    The mice own the cheese now and have no reason to run a maze. Learn from that.

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    The Reader Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    I discovered that we spent all our money and got no results.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Aha! Ivory soap floats!

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    ferddo  almost 4 years ago

    They’ve already found it – a way to waste money!

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    PO' DAWG  almost 4 years ago

    “Turn up the juice on grid number three, we have to make these results match

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    Saddenedby Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    yep – if we don’t we will lose all our funding and the mouse will be out of a job – so do WHATEVER it takes to be sure we come up with ‘results’ even if those results are opinions, theories, arguments, lies, just pretend and call them researched truth(at least till we get caught lying and then lie some more and maybe they will accept even IF it is a lie) – cause funding is more important than ANYTHING! and be SURE that we ALL “follow the science”

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    Daeder  almost 4 years ago

    The best laid plans of mice and maze…

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