Strange Brew by John Deering for March 21, 2022

The song is right. It’s the whole world, and He’s got it in his hands.

You are here X

Sorry. No patent. It’ll never work.

He should have never sold the rights to humans.

Unfortunately, the “Earth” was rejected. It was found to be infected with tiny bugs pretending to be “intelligent”.

Cool globes at The Sharper Image store.

I thought at first it was the repair shop.

He adjusted the older model ……maybe Earthlings can start fresh….

Why would the guy on the righjt want to patent something that`s one of a kind with so many flaws in it. Let someone else give it a try .

Since 1880 the patent office hasn’t required working models, with one exception: perpetual motion machines.https://www.uspto.gov/web/offices/pac/mpep/s608.html#d0e50532

I’m guessing that Slartibartfast’s “Fjords” are on a separate application.

So…where are they?

Don’t think the patent office is a higher authority…..

Well, this demonstrates why it has to be a FLAT earth. God is squishing large portions of the earth with his hands and lap as seen in the drawing! He could safely transport us in a pizza box, but us being transported is probably why we have earthquakes!

No patent for you. There is abundant prior art.