Strange Brew by John Deering for October 07, 2024

They use “Norse Code” to upstage competitors.

“Weather” coating a Viking boat is a sign of ….. weak men!!!

:-)

“I dunno, this stuff is pretty flammable…oh well, it’s your Viking funeral…”

“I’m already wanting to upgrade to a 24-oarsmen”.

Viking Culinary Performance Ti, 4-Ply Laser-Clad Titanium Saute Pan with Lid, 4.5 Quart (Includes Helper Handle)

All boats are expensive holes in the water.

Surely there is something to justify a trip to the parts store. Or 3 trips if it is a decent job worth screwing up.

Scripted reality….dumb

As long as it has architectural whimsy and good curb appeal, you’re golden.

Bob “The Viking” Vila!

This Old Knarr

SKOL!… SKOL!… SKOL!!!!!

Leif: “ What color are you going with?”

Eric: “The red.”

Weathercoat doesn’t even last one season and it doesn’t meet safety code. I’m going with marine nonskid epoxy I found at the shipyard surplus store.

Use “Navy Grey Paint”.

Blut, that works best.

From what I’ve seen on home improvement shows, they’re going to have to do a lot more pillaging to pay for that little project.