It don’t pay much, but it keeps him in gazpacho.
It beats cooking toddlers and entering meth in…oh, never mind.
Cue banjo music
Showing off his store-bought teeth, I see.
I feel a hoedown coming on.
Looks like we got a new lead in the JonBenet case.
He became spokesman for original Mountain Dew. ’You’ll get that barefoot feeling on account of Mountain Dew’. It’ll tickle your innards!
And became trump’s base!
But…what about the sofa? Tune in tomorrow!
Soon after this appeared, the strip was rebooted as “Hillbilly Robot” (a fully-functional robot who just happens to be a hillbilly) to bring it into the 21st Century.
All the meth is made and toddlers are beauty-pageanted by A.I. now…
Soon, Billy will parlay his schtick into a nomination for Vice President.
You wanna meth around?
“And these are my feet, they’re Toe Shoes.”
August 09, 2014
danketaz Premium Member 15 days ago
It don’t pay much, but it keeps him in gazpacho.
comixbomix 15 days ago
It beats cooking toddlers and entering meth in…oh, never mind.
Packratjohn Premium Member 15 days ago
Cue banjo music
phritzg Premium Member 15 days ago
Showing off his store-bought teeth, I see.
Huckleberry Hiroshima 15 days ago
I feel a hoedown coming on.
Wit Memo Premium Member 15 days ago
Looks like we got a new lead in the JonBenet case.
gozirra2 Premium Member 15 days ago
He became spokesman for original Mountain Dew. ’You’ll get that barefoot feeling on account of Mountain Dew’. It’ll tickle your innards!
capgras1000 15 days ago
And became trump’s base!
halvincobbes Premium Member 15 days ago
But…what about the sofa? Tune in tomorrow!
fritzoid Premium Member 15 days ago
Soon after this appeared, the strip was rebooted as “Hillbilly Robot” (a fully-functional robot who just happens to be a hillbilly) to bring it into the 21st Century.
All the meth is made and toddlers are beauty-pageanted by A.I. now…
GaryCooper 15 days ago
Soon, Billy will parlay his schtick into a nomination for Vice President.
Kurtass Premium Member 15 days ago
You wanna meth around?
mistercatworks 15 days ago
“And these are my feet, they’re Toe Shoes.”