Super-Fun-Pak Comix by Ruben Bolling for November 10, 2024

I’m sure glad I live in Canada. The FBI has no jurisdiction here.

Don’t worry about warnings like this one. Nowadays, you can commit any crime you want and be pardoned for it, as long as enough money changes hands. You can even steal the money you need to pay for the bribe and be pardoned for that, too.

$25,000 fine or five years in prison? Totally worth it!

I don’t read the vertical strips. Did the cops show up?

See you all in five years. After reading the warning I forgot the durn comic and now you’re looking back too. We’re all going to the slammer.

So you cannot read Doug. But you can still draw Doug.

please don’t arrest me

This cartoon wasn’t very funny, but I found it arresting.

Doug’s a sell-out for accepting this roll.