The inner workings are finally “crumbling”.
Quick or you may miss the free foods of sacrificial feast!
Resistance was split, not broken…
Chop chop, hurry!
Fortunately, Tarz didn’t accidentally grab one of those one-edged swords!
Knock Knock…“Who’s there?” Merala asks.
Tarzan has a bigger body count than Rambo.
People encourage this, but this is exactly why there are no more lost cities in Africa.
Tarzan knows The Riddle of Steel .
Tarzan is even better than Ron Popeil’s Veg-O-Matic – he slices, dices, chops, peels and cubes!
Then a voice came from within: “Hey! Occupied!”
“….Only to discover that they were day late and a dollar short.”
In today’s performance of Tarzan, Tarzan is played by special guest star Conan the Cimmerian.
…….Just in time to see Betty Boob and Long-Wang Wong roasting on the white fire grill and drooling Merula, M’lunga and guests sharpen their knives and forks in anticipation of a long-overdue meal!
Feels good to have a great two-edged sword in hand instead of just a mere magical knife, ehh, slicer and dicer of Kohrian guards?
SHAKEDOWNVILLE 10 months ago
The inner workings are finally “crumbling”.
Gent 10 months ago
Quick or you may miss the free foods of sacrificial feast!
martinstevense Premium Member 10 months ago
Resistance was split, not broken…
Polsixe 10 months ago
Chop chop, hurry!
Trespassers W 10 months ago
Fortunately, Tarz didn’t accidentally grab one of those one-edged swords!
Old Comic Strip Lover 10 months ago
Knock Knock…“Who’s there?” Merala asks.
chris_o42 10 months ago
Tarzan has a bigger body count than Rambo.
Out of the Past 10 months ago
People encourage this, but this is exactly why there are no more lost cities in Africa.
General Trelane (Ret.) Premium Member 10 months ago
Tarzan knows The Riddle of Steel .
jtt 10 months ago
Tarzan is even better than Ron Popeil’s Veg-O-Matic – he slices, dices, chops, peels and cubes!
anomaly 10 months ago
Then a voice came from within: “Hey! Occupied!”
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs 10 months ago
“….Only to discover that they were day late and a dollar short.”
David Rickard Premium Member 10 months ago
In today’s performance of Tarzan, Tarzan is played by special guest star Conan the Cimmerian.
profkatz 10 months ago
…….Just in time to see Betty Boob and Long-Wang Wong roasting on the white fire grill and drooling Merula, M’lunga and guests sharpen their knives and forks in anticipation of a long-overdue meal!
Sisyphos 10 months ago
Feels good to have a great two-edged sword in hand instead of just a mere magical knife, ehh, slicer and dicer of Kohrian guards?