That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for December 08, 2020

The foreman was telling the farm workers to go back to work, when the union rep stood up and told him they still 15 minutes left on their break.

It’s the mandatory scythe safety class. Nobody pays attention, but the landlord is required to give one each year.

“There’s only this one scythe among us. The first person to grab this from my hand get to use it.”

1 – He thinks he’s a scythe for sore eyes, but the ladies don’t agree.

2 – Wolenski makes his move on day 3 of Warsaw Woodstock when the men were sent out for beer.

3 – If that thing is pink, we may have another blue dress/yellow dress internet controversy.

Still reeling from all the bad press following that Black Death fiasco, the Grim Reaper briefly toyed with improving his public image by wearing festive clothes and doing standup comedy for the field hands.

“You might want to talk to the last guy that tried to get us to use one of those things. You can find him at the bar down the road. Goes by the name of ‘Stump.’”

Is he talking about his anatomy?

harpo just couldn’t get the ladies’ attention, probably because he didn’t talk…

“As the Good Book says, as you sew, so shall you reap.

But I have no idea why would you want to sew your food"

When the surgical stitches had healed,/ and Igor ’s “enhancement” revealed/ all the ladies agreed/ that he was, indeed/ out standing in his field !

Dare I ask what it is he’s touting? I think not.

Death Lite.

He was so dreamy, he made the ladies scythe.

(note: one of two accepted pronunciations of scythe is like sigh)

“Does it come in a size 8?”

The security guard for the lady’s conference had failed his concealed carry class.

No, we didn’t request a mohel.

Groupies at the yodeling festival.

Brigham Young explains to his 55 wives why he was arrested at the massage parlor.

Explaining that there is some prep work to be done before we can come rejoicing, bringing in those sheaves.

Good shepherd guarding his flock..

I do seem to have more scythes these days. Wait, those are sighs.

Which one of you needed circumcising?

The crops were crying I’ve been reaped!!" but no-one listened.

The Chief of the Scythian tribe/ was susceptible to a bribe/ his brand of corruption/ now brings US disruption/ with a strikingly Russian vibe…

Early Chippendale dancers tended to extend the ‘tease’ portion of the show by appearing in multiple layers of clothing. The ladies didn’t mind as the post-strip clothes pickup was as entertaining as the show itself.

What do you all mean by “I’m flying low”?

Jacob’s wife (at the back) : Didn’t I tell you it wasn’t all that? Didn’t I? But no, you had to come out here and flash all the neighbor ladies, and now they’re laughing at you and feeling sorry for me! Now close your robe and go home!

The ladies let him blather on for quite a while before they told him the village had already bought a combine.

That’s right ladies I stand before you with my manliness unashamedly exposed!

Harvesters resting: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Wodzinowski_Harvesters_rest.jpg 

(best viewed with Google Chrome, which can automatically translate most pages if necessary) has info and links that point to info about this 1890, oil on canvas painting.

https://march.home.staszic.waw.pl/chlopi/ahdc_obrazy/wincenty_wodzinowski.htm 

https://sztuka.agraart.pl/autor/licytacje/312/wincenty-wodzinowski 

https://koneser.krakow.pl/pl/artysci/83-wincenty-wodzinowski 

all have Polish info about the artist (again, Google Chrome, with Google translate added to chrome://extensions, can automatically translate as necessary), perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL. This is a different caption repeat of the only work by him used here so far. 

https://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2018/04/12?comments=visible 

has the prior caption (my comment has a slightly different title – title URL now points to English webpage, and included the last artist info, which has moved to the URL used here).

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2594 (December 7, 2020) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

“But wait! There’s more! Order in the next fifteen minutes and you’ll also get two free replacement blades, and the staghorn handle. Yes, you heard right, two…..”

It even has power steering!

“Crowded waiting room today! Who’s next for breast reduction surgery?”

“I calls it a sling blade, um..hmmm.”

Death takes a holiday.

Johan, having such a large “member” is showing the girls what they will be missing when he cuts it down to size with the Scythe. then they will be weeping.

… hmmm. I see that two of you noticed that I did NOT say “Simon says” before I said “sit down”.

His ancestors would go on to sell pink machine guns.

His version of Don’t Fear the Reaper was not compelling.