That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for May 27, 2021

“Do I get a partial reward for finding a part of the boar for which you were searching?”

“Son you’re all grown up now, it’s time for you to move onto to solid foods. We will start with boar’s head soup.”

Eunice showing Janet Jackson how to do a wardrobe malfunction.

Her nudity first was distracting / and maybe I’m overreacting, / but now my eyes jump / to Trump blowing his trump. / (The boar, too, deserves trash compacting.)

Hey, don’t hog the whole thing!

“I hope I’m not boaring you.”

No, you may not have it! I’s going to be my Halloween costume

“It’s no wonder I misheard you. Your drunk-as-a-skunk uncle keeps blowing that bloody horn in my ear!”

One of my house mates in grad school was fond of the phrase, “Useless as tits on a boar hog.” I know he was not thinking of this scene.

“Would you mind undraping your other cantaloupe? I’m feeling quite melon-choly tonight, and I’d love the symmetry!"

Two prominent members of the “Left Breast” tribe.

Darling that’s just what we need for your family coming to dinner

aw, you shouldn’t have…

She ordered the head of a boar/ but she didn’t say what it was for/ it’s the part of the beast/ at the heart of the feast/but its gaze is hard to ignore..

Now that’s what I call bringing home the bacon!

In the gym, he’s a bit of a pest / but ( like me) he’s frankly impressed/ for we all love a girl/ who’s mastered the “curl”/ and has biceps as big as her breasts..

With regard to the Orange-haired brute/ who seems to be out on a toot / his elaborate coiffure/ tops a heap of manure/ who should die in an orange jumpsuit.

Weren’t you wanting head cheese too?

Darling, I think this is a bit old to qualify as a “suckling pig”.

Sister you seriously have a problem, your first move to try to resuscitate something should not be to plop out a breast!

No – he’s still alive. Just give him mouth to boar’s mouth resuscitation and he’ll be alright.

That boar’s not dead, he just pining for the forest.

Honey, can I borrow this for a while? I REALLY need to distract this dog.

Now they will live high on the hog.

Sounds painful

THE DONALD: Some people say the Walls Of Congress will fall if I blow this Horn Of Jericho enough.

MARJORIE T. G.: HEY! HANDS OFF! This is my proof that Jewish Space Lasers exist! See the Star Of David…that I burned into its hide…

MATT:* Awh. Come on. I just need you to take some pics with me to show that I’m into older women (shudder)

The boar’s head is a trophy. However, my love I do have a trophy to share with you!

Even back then, little Donny was a blow-hard!

“This is gonna look great in my she-shed.”

I kinda suspect that there was a dearth of titillating imagery beyond crude ballroom wall level in 1616, and skilled artists took opportunities to slip in prurient boob shots in mythological or literary theme paintings.

Dang… that’s really a thing. Sounds yummy.

Well, you wanted someone who could bring home the bacon, didn’t you?

Atalanta and Meleager: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Atalanta_and_Meleager_MET_DP261342.jpg 

has info and links that point to more info about this painting.

 

http://www.artcyclopedia.com/artists/rubens_peter_paul.html 

https://modjourn.org/biography/rubens-peter-paul-1577-1640/ 

https://www.pictorem.com/profile/Peter.Paul.Rubens 

https://www.wikiart.org/en/peter-paul-rubens 

https://www.metmuseum.org/toah/hd/rvd_d/hd_rvd_d.htm 

https://www.getty.edu/art/collection/artists/3458/peter-paul-rubens-flemish-1577-1640/ 

https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/5387/pieter-paul-rubens 

https://www.askart.com/artist/Peter_Paul_Rubens/9000091/Peter_Paul_Rubens.aspx 

http://www.artnet.com/artists/peter-paul-rubens/ 

http://www.sai.msu.su/cjackson/rubens/rubens_bio.htm 

http://www.thefamousartists.com/peter-paul-rubens 

https://www.wga.hu/bio_m/r/rubens/biograph.html 

https://prabook.com/web/peter.rubens/3727097 

https://www.encyclopedia.com/social-sciences/encyclopedias-almanacs-transcripts-and-maps/rubens-peter-paul-1577-1640 

http://www.all-art.org/history252-17.html 

http://www.visual-arts-cork.com/old-masters/rubens.htm 

http://hoocher.com/Peter_Paul_Rubens/Peter_Paul_Rubens.htm 

all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist (again, askart.com can be read in full for free on Fridays), perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL. So far, 10 works by him have been used here. 

https://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2017/02/04?comments=visible 

has the prior.

 

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2716 (May 26, 2021) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

I have murdered your monster porcine/ and the evidence here may be seen/ and I think I have “scored”/ the promised reward/ – so get out the Vaseline. (that’s really a bit too obscene)

The prince says the guy with the horn won’t stop unless I give you the boar’s head.

It always amazes how classical painters found it so easy for women’s blouses to fall down and expose breasts. Delacroix’s Liberty Leading the People is the ultimate excuse for painting naked boobs.

I’m not cleaning that. :)

That dude in the back is, uh, interesting.

I am NOT cooking this for dinner! You should have Left Tit in the forest! :>)

I don’t want to sound too snarky/ but “we”swallowed such shameless malarkey/ we’ve had a close call/ even now we could fall/ into thrall to an oligarchy …

dear Maryann, i know you wanted this fur for your breasts, but the dog is after my privates so let me have it, then we can have babies.

Sorry sir, there is nothing there. I quit being part of geocaching a few years ago.

“Honey, did you have sex with the butcher in exchange for food?”

“Um, how did you know?”

Back in the old days when women were not ashamed of their bodies and could take off or wear half a shirt with no problems like ancient India was before the Muslims then the British cured them of it.

Whoever wrote the somewhat hokey libretto for Purcell’s_Dido and Aeneas_, I like how when Aeneas triumphantly presents her with the ugly “monster’s head” of the boar, she eyes the clouds and says it looks like rain.