That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for March 11, 2024

Do you think anyone will be able to tell the difference between me and the Princess of Wales if I wear this hat?

“That’s a lovely hat ma’am if you want someone to choke you to death.”

/// While Napoléon stands at the rear

having words with a tall brigadier,

Joséphine feeds her passion

to embody French fashion.

The New Bonnet she ordered is here.

I’ve got 12 more hats for you to try, hopefully getting you dizzy enough to fall in my arms for rescue breathing.

Have you anything more ridiculous ? I simply have to outdo that bIt$h from last week !

If you want to feel better about that Katie Britt speech last week, view the Saturday Night Live segment on her — you can link to it on YouTube. Seeing that made me able to laugh at the real thing!

Does anyone have an idea of what the legged chamber pot with legs and a bowler hat is?

these pop culture references go right over my head.

If you like entertainment, you’ll love this hat. It has a built-in satellite dish.

Why is Napoleon talking to the pumpkin headed Headless Horseman in the back right corner?

After Napoleon’s defeat to the Prussians (& British), Igor here found new employment in a Germanic castle with a mad scientist.

And it’s 20 years out of date!

Yes, ma,am, but St. Patrick’s Day is next Sunday.

“Now remember, don’t let him get drunk. Every time he gets drunk he invades another country and there’s hell to pay at the U.N. the next day.”

Where are they now? Nigel Tufnel, formerly of Spinal Tap, now works as a haberdasher.

While Josephine maddens her milliner/

Napoleon’s thinking of killin’ her/

And he probably would- /

But she’s just so danged good/

And he can’t find a woman who’s “willinger”..

“Perhaps you would like the one with a rabbit inside?”

Intelligence agents report/

Unrest in Napoleon’s court:/

That Russian campaign/

And some losses in Spain/

Prove the Emperor’s “coming up short”…///

Josephine is inclined to agree/

That “Nap” ain’t what he used to be/./

Size matters (they say)/

To La Belle Beauharnaise/

And that Hussar is six foot-three..

“Yes, the blue and green bonnet matches the dress better, but this pink one is an expression of solidarity with Greta and Margot.”

“It’s quite lovely, Miss Duncan, but I don’t recommend going driving with it on.”

Yes, but I’d recommend the addition of a curtain rod for that “Went With The Wind” look.

Yes, the drapes match the carpet.

People admired how Cecilia could mix haute couture with auto-erotic asphyxiation.

And u MUST be showing it off in your KITCHEN‼️

“The New Bonnet”

When I saw today’s strip, it suddenly occurred to me:

Yes, Katie Britt was wearing something very close to the deadly poisonous “arsenic green” that was so popular in the 19th century…how appropriate…

She could do her Sally Struthers impression.

“Forgive me, Madam, but you might want to try on this top-hat style, because I think your beau has taken a shine to the footman.”

The new bonnet: 

Paste (including the quote marks) 

"Category:Harold Piffard" Wikimedia 

(syntax supported by the Google, Bing, Yahoo, DuckDuckGo, Ecosia, and Yandex search engines) in the browser address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and choose the first Category: found and once there find the text string 005, and click its link for info and links that point to more info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting. 

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #3284 (March 10, 2024) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger, if you trim what’s after .png from the URL). I have added a comment there pointing to the info about this artist I used to point to here. Only work by him used here so far.

Madam, there is a little man at the door. he says his name if Napoleon, can he enter?

In recent years, the Oscar ceremony has gained the grace and dignity of WWE Monday Night Raw

Would Madame prefer the hod or the bucket?

Ravishing!!

The huntsmen are home from the Chase/

and a second hunt now will take place/

While the server’s pursued/

By the lecherous brood/

(Got her diaphragm on – just in case..)