That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for May 03, 2024

And that’s how strip poker started.

First you distract your opponent, then you cheat by using the lady behind him using hand signals.

/// These Card Players by cheats are disgusted.

Noor keeps winning; (she’s not to be trusted).

In her cleavage she hid

cards to win every bid,

so Jip pulled her blouse down. Now she’s busted!

Losing heavily, Melinda Butterface desperately attempts to distract her opponent. But she doesn’t realize that Jared only has eyes for his hand.

sorry Josephine, your distraction technique will not work on Maurice, he is lactose intolerant

“He sees what you got.”

Long before there were “nukes”, there was “fallout “.

How many tokens to jiggle them?

Legendary actor from ‘The Addams Family’ sitcom, Hand, and his girlfriend, Thingette, were caught by paparazzi whooping it up.

“If I catch you cheating, I’ll give you a bust in the mouth”, she said. The poker player immediately began stuffing cards up his sleeve.

Um, Honey? This isn’t strip poker.

Texas Hold’um?

Millie had many good traits, playing hard to get wasn’t one of them

She was hoping to draw a flush.

One pair is really nice, the other is just aces.

What is going on here? Who do you sell a painting like this to? Does some family hang it in the front hall? “Oh, yes, dogs playing poker is so yesterday you know.”

“Your plan to distract him isn’t working dear. He plays on the other team.”

What would he raise?!?

“Honey, he bats for the other team. That’s going to distract him enough so you can win.”

“Uh…they’re playing Pineapple Poker, not Melon Poker.”

Olivia, the pair you are showing are winners for me. Can I escort you home?

Come on baby, you know the dress has to come off you lost the last hand!

One wonders what exactly were the stakes they were playing for in this game?

Hooters — the early days.

The guy is thinking, Wait a sec. What game are we playing?

Card players: 

Paste (including the quote marks) 

"Category:Glassware in art" Wikimedia 

(syntax supported by the Google, Bing, Yahoo, DuckDuckGo, and Ecosia search engines) in the browser address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and choose the first Category: found and once there find the text string Crabeth, and click its link for info and links that point to more info (perhaps best viewed using the Google Chrome or Mozilla Firefox browsers, which can automatically translate most webpages if necessary) about this nearly life size painting, along with the museum’s Polish Description. 

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #3315 (May 3, 2024) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger, if you trim what’s after .png from the URL). I have added a comment there pointing to the info about this artist I used to point to here. Only work by him used here so far.

“No, dear, in poker he doesn’t ask to hold, he has to say he is holding … he is talking about his cards.”

Brilliant!

She had a bra the last time she took your advice.

Mary’s game of strip poker isn’t going as well as expected, maybe they are card sharks.

“Card Players”

She’s not much of a card sharp, but she’s got some nice points to her….

If required to describe their guest/

Unimpressed is the term I’d suggest./

One might even say/

He is downright blasé.

This is not his first sight of a breast.

For sure, it ain’t “Old Maid” they’re playin’!!

“Is this a bust?”

“Well, yes… it’s impressive.”

I see Wolowitz pulled a coin from her ear … again.

It is only recently that the saying is “a penny for your thoughts”. Earlier, it was “a penny … for something else”.

Before basketball, there were still “shirts” vs “skins” games.

♪ Tequila makes her clothes fall off ♪

I would like to know the artist’s idea behind this painting……..

The truth is, she doesn’t look at all pleased about having her breasts exposed. Especially involuntarily. I wonder if they can grab her by the p*$$y. Are they “stars”?