That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for October 22, 2024

Recent lunch out the wife ordered an Arnold Palmer. I gave her the side relaxed…it’s half lemonade and half ice tea. But she did have a sly smile.

“Hold the club high to allow maximum momentum for the hit. Line up, and – ka-bam right on his noggin! and that’s how you handle gophers.”

I’ve seen people golf… he is not golfing.

Mike Pence knows the only thing that causes more cheating than politics …. is golf.

Two people talking, one bolder than the other:

/// “What’s that painting? I think that it’s good.”

An American Golfer, a Wood.

“No, I think that you’re wrong.

Woods have shafts which are long.

It’s an iron.” You’ve misunderstood.

The last thing the paparazzi remembers seeing before waking up in a hospital bed.

Mike Pence is ready if that fly tries to land on his head again.

Joe was an avid, but not too bright, sports fan. His tryout for baseball did not end well.

Well played.

He tries- (oh, dear lord, how he tries !)/

To look like “just one of the guys”../

But it’s nothing but lies /

For he cannot disguise/

His organ’s exceptional size.///

Mike Pence defending himself on Jan 6 as he dashes across the White House lawn.

On the course, mediocre at best/

A duffer just like all the rest/

But the source of his power/

May be seen in the shower:/

By Priapus the man has been blessed !

You know that you’re in for a good time when the speaker opens up the rally with a 15 minute golfing story.

Arnold, demonstrating to Donald how long ‘it’ used to be, back when he was in his prime.

Morty getting equipped for the next zombie infestation.

Trump can tell you all about Arnold’s swing thing…

“I know I’m supposed to yell ‘fore’, but it’s about to hit that fat guy with the little hands and the red cap, so I think I’ll. remain silent.”

hey, isn’t that Leslie Nielson?

With a penile preoccupation/

And a penchant for prevarication/

The personification/

Of degeneration/

May yet come to control the nation…

(“A republic – if you can keep it!” – Ben Franklin )

“Oh Lord, forgive me for skipping church to play this round. The congregation can do without my sermon, just this once!”

Faux golf stance, suit and tie, estate house in the background. This whole painting is weird.

I didn’t think former VP Mike Pence would play golf because it’s too phallic.

Want to handle my putter, Ma’am?

His jacket has been shrinking and restricting his swing ever since they restarted the fall buffets.

He has the perfect stance for someone splitting wood for winter.

I think he grazed Grant Wood. That’s why the painting is tilted.

“I told you kids to stay off my lawn!”

Coming to a theater near you! Leslie Nielsen in The Naked Club!

American Toxic.

Mike Pence: " Ha, out drive that one Donny!"

Not so awkward. He’s used to it. Apparently it’s hard NOT to bump into it. Even when, as Morty is, you’re playing at the next club down the highway.

The American Golfer: 

Paste (including the quote marks) 

"Category:Grass in art" Wikimedia 

(syntax supported by the Google, Bing, Yahoo, DuckDuckGo, and Brave search engines) in the browser address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and choose the first Category: found and once there find the text string Golfer, and click its link for info and links that point to more info about this painting. 

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #3396 (October 21, 2024) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger, if you trim what’s after .png from the URL). I have added a comment there pointing to the blog entry with my comment pointing to info about this artist I used to point to here. So far, 2 works by him have been used here (3 times, including a repeat), the May 16, 2024, strip being the prior (the repeat).

Why is that guy golfing in a suit and tie?Why is his tie so short? Especially since he looks so much like Mike Pence, who would never dress so unlike the America-hating poopy-head, and anyway, I’m pretty sure Pence sever sat for Grant Wood.

SO many questions.

Every time he hits it that far, he sings “over the rainbow”.

Istanbul is renowned for its heat/

so it’s smart to take care of one’s feet/

But the thing on your seat/

Is the reason you eat:/

For the Sultan it must be kept sweet!

His biggest problem he is wearing a suit and tie on the golf course.