The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for June 25, 2016
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Transcript:
Wilberforce: Hey, Mom, can I stay outside later? We're playin' baseball under the streetlights. Gladys: You can't hit a pitched ball with just the streetlights to see by! Wilberforce: That's okay- we can't hit a pitched ball in broad daylight!
Baseball is the best sport. If – as batter – you totally fail 2/3s of the time you are a star. If – as pitcher – you allow two runs for every 100 pitches, you are a Cy Young candidate.