The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for December 22, 2013
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December 23, 2013
Transcript:
Construction worker: I've got WNBA tickets! Viking: Just bring me something with passion fruit in it. Man 1: Honey, what channel is lifetime on? Man 2: Sit down. Let me change that diaper. Man 3: As a matter of fact, they do make your butt look big. Things No Man Has Ever Said
Allen Rymer almost 11 years ago
The last is suicidal…..
Bilan almost 11 years ago
Can we watch WNBA on ESPN while feeding the baby with passion fruit?
RetFor almost 11 years ago
passion fruit sorbet is good, though…
Shawn Black Premium Member almost 11 years ago
at least no man has said the last one and lived to tell about it.
jnik23260 almost 11 years ago
“Of COURSE I’d love to go shopping at the mall with you!”
paultolfree almost 11 years ago
I did say the last one a year ago……….I’m posting this comment from my hospital bed!
x_Tech almost 11 years ago
Fred said “Doesn’t matter what you wear Honey. Face it, you’ve got a…”Fred was never heard from again.
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 11 years ago
How about “Gosh, Honey, I guess I was wrong. Tell me again…. where was I supposed to have turned left?”
jreckard almost 11 years ago
I’m sorry.
finale almost 11 years ago
Ahh, the sound of a tinkling piano; the Lifetime movie is about over and I can return to the room.
LingeeWhiz almost 11 years ago
The last one something no man has ever said out loud.
Zen-of-Zinfandel almost 11 years ago
I’d like a lime slice with my beer..
batterie61 Premium Member almost 11 years ago
My husband did volunteer to change diapers
Darsan54 Premium Member almost 11 years ago
I was the primary diaper changer for our three kids because of a less sensitive sense of smell than my wife. While not Lifetime, I do volunteer to watch “Love It or Leave It” or “House Hunters”. And yes, I will stop to ask directions. I had a job once where it took between 9-12 hours to reach the work sites. After that much time on the road, if you get turned around in the town, you stop and ask if only to get out of the car sooner. (pre-GPS!!) And if you think you made a wrong turn you turn around right away. Several woman clients have referred this is very unusual.
Packratjohn Premium Member almost 11 years ago
“Shoe shopping with you at the mall two days before Christmas? I’d LOVE to!”
LordOfTheExacto almost 11 years ago
I’ve volunteered for diaper duty plenty of times.
Rush Strong Premium Member almost 11 years ago
“No, honey, your butt makes the pants look big.”
yourmonkey almost 11 years ago
My husband loves my big butt – in fact he has said he wished it looked bigger. The first time he told me I had a big butt I felt insulted. He taught me to love my body, and that you don’t have to be skinny to be beautiful.
Michelle Morris almost 11 years ago
You beat me to that one! I mean LOOK at that tush!
EdFenster Premium Member almost 11 years ago
no living man, at least
mluckie7 almost 11 years ago
Any woman that freaks out over an honest answer should stop asking the question. I’m comfortable enough with my body that when a guy tells me something isn’t flattering, I take it as a comment on the garment, not on me. So for you guys that get in trouble for answering yes, let me apologize for my gender.