The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 21, 2019

Pee-yew

“Beans, beans, the musical fruit. The more you eat, the more you toot…..”

Ewwwww.

The more you toot, the better you feel……

So eat your beans at every meal.

So much for Vitamin A, eh, carrot creatures?

Even if you don’t carrot all about music, there’s no reason to stew…

Plenty of other a-peeling things in the city…

if you dig a little, some of your relatives may even turnip.

You have a load of them to meet… cilantro, parsley, fennel, dill …. but not all the herbs.

Sorry, there’s no thyme.

 

Hate to change gears in the middle here…. but I have to share this….

Looked in Wikipedia to find more carrot relatives, and found this great information!

" …. the belief that eating carrots improves night vision is a myth put forward by the British in World War II to mislead the enemy about their military capabilities. "

 

Wow! I mean…. who knew?

They’re pointy, yeah, but not explosive…. I wouldn’t think you could shoot them, or drop them like bombs.

I’m amazed just thinking about the military capabilities of carrots!!

Their favorite play “The Great Gas by”! Critics called it a stinker, though!

They like the theater because they go to the cast parties after the show and smoke marijuana. Yep, baked beans.

Anyone with a pulse will dragged to see musicals with them.

Could be worse. Could be the new “Cats Up” movie.

Toot Toot Tootsie, Goodbye…♩ ♪ ♫ ♬ ♭

We should have seen this coming.

Quite a build up for that punchline.

Those carrots are just a pair of sticks.

While in the city, they want to hit the museum.. King Toot’s on display.

Peelings… Nothing more than peelings…

Did they get tickets to Tootsie?

Fix your nitrogen here.

Toot Toot Tootsie good-bye….

looks like they’re planning to go on a real toot…

“Musical fruit”? i\Is that some kinda homophobic reference?

I always thought it was “magical” fruit…

Are they providing the gas?