The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for September 10, 2019

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    SHIVA  over 5 years ago

    R.I.P. #2

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    rush.diana  over 5 years ago

    I’ve always hated that George Michael/Wham! song…..

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    enigmamz  over 5 years ago

    A 35 year old joke. Yikes!

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    CrouchingBruin  over 5 years ago

    Oh, boy, great memories of slow dancing to that song during a party at one of the dorms.

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    ccomebacktour  over 5 years ago

    “Feets, do yo’ stuff !”

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    Differentname  over 5 years ago

    ‘The Usual Suspects – The Musical!’

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 5 years ago

    “It’s just a jump to the left…”

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    Zebrastripes  over 5 years ago

    In that case, number Two, step up and do the cha cha…

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    uniquename  over 5 years ago

    If they’re pirating music, they may have a little too much rhythm.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Bring in 4 ladies and square up!

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 5 years ago

    Number 2 sings “Freedom..I won’t let you down.”

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    tbubble  over 5 years ago

    Wham! You’re guilty.

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    Charles Freeman Premium Member over 5 years ago

    If this gets him convicted, he really is never gonna dance again…

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 5 years ago

    If he’s got a good enough lawyer, he’ll walk…like an Egyptian.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Whew! That makes me innocent!

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    Indianapolis Smith  over 5 years ago

    Number 3, do the can-can!

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    Lablubber   over 5 years ago

    No wonder they never pinned anything on Fred Astaire.

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    Herb L 1954  over 5 years ago

    My eyes don’t cry ,a great song for the Electric slide.I DJ’d receptions years ago.Square dancer’s that new what they were doing,were fun to watch.Electric Slide,and the Macarena,as well as the Chicken dance.The drunker they got,the louder we got ;)

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    marilynnbyerly  over 5 years ago

    Okay, I’m doomed if I’m ever brought in for a crime I didn’t commit.

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    Kind&Kinder  over 5 years ago

    Maybe they can all do the walk of life! After all, they seem to be in dire straits!

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 5 years ago

    Of course, even if it were true that all guilty feet, and only guilty feet, had no rhythm, it wouldn’t confirm that the suspect was guilty of the crime in question.

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    namelocdet  over 5 years ago

    HA! Good one!

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    zeexenon  over 5 years ago

    And Number 3, trim those nasal hairs.

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    tinstar  over 5 years ago

    And if you’re not guilty, “Walk this way!”

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