If you can’t sleep we will have to take you to Dr Pepper to see what he can (Mountain] Dew about your insomnia. Now try to get some sleep we have until 7 before we get up you little Squirt! Good Sprite!
He’s going to have to venti his feelings.
ICP, Boogie Woogie Wu comes to mind.
the kid needs to buck up…
Very Good One, Scott!
How did this country become so pretentious over a cup of Joe?
I like the kid’s name! Evidently short for Starbucky?
He lives at home in the Maxwell house.
I don’t ever remember the monster under the bed thing as a kid, but I think a slightly open closet door kind of creeped me out.
Of course you didn’t sleep a wink last night. You’re full of caffeine.
and there may be a bull, a phantom and a shark around hell (which may be around the kitchen). By the way, the Folgers poster was a nice touch
Your mom’s HOT!!!
He’ll be up all night.
I have to take a leak.
The poster behind him is Big, Red.
Solving a monster under the bed issue is easy: Just cut off the bed legs. Then the monster can’t fit.
I like the Folgers print. The best part of waking up is monster in your head… not.
Does he wear a cup for sports?
This must be a decaf nightmare.
Bucky? Referencing the common takeout coffee deal of “Any size for a buck,” I suppose.
Well, it’s certainly keeping him up nights.
The weather report is forecasting a muggy day tomorrow.
The Monster drink is a replacement for some as a breakfast drink. Wonder if that was the point of the comic?
Calvin is always telling Hobbes that those monsters are real, and, sometimes, they are.
dEfinitely not the best part of waking up.
Just cut the legs of the bed down to ground level, you’ll save tons of money on child mental care.
The monster will regret it if Bucky isn’t cured of bedwetting.
What an idea: Caffeine + Adrenalin + Sugar + Healthy Sea Salt + Water.
s/b more like Fourbucky
What if he has “to go” during the night
CUTE!
ronaldspence over 3 years ago
If you can’t sleep we will have to take you to Dr Pepper to see what he can (Mountain] Dew about your insomnia. Now try to get some sleep we have until 7 before we get up you little Squirt! Good Sprite!
Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 3 years ago
He’s going to have to venti his feelings.
Aussie Down Under over 3 years ago
ICP, Boogie Woogie Wu comes to mind.
gopher gofer over 3 years ago
the kid needs to buck up…
iggyman over 3 years ago
Very Good One, Scott!
khmo over 3 years ago
How did this country become so pretentious over a cup of Joe?
pathamil over 3 years ago
I like the kid’s name! Evidently short for Starbucky?
joe piglet Premium Member over 3 years ago
He lives at home in the Maxwell house.
Out of the Past over 3 years ago
I don’t ever remember the monster under the bed thing as a kid, but I think a slightly open closet door kind of creeped me out.
Jeffin Premium Member over 3 years ago
Of course you didn’t sleep a wink last night. You’re full of caffeine.
redback over 3 years ago
and there may be a bull, a phantom and a shark around hell (which may be around the kitchen). By the way, the Folgers poster was a nice touch
namleht over 3 years ago
Your mom’s HOT!!!
StratmanRon over 3 years ago
He’ll be up all night.
the lost wizard over 3 years ago
I have to take a leak.
Nougat over 3 years ago
The poster behind him is Big, Red.
Steverino Premium Member over 3 years ago
Solving a monster under the bed issue is easy: Just cut off the bed legs. Then the monster can’t fit.
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 3 years ago
I like the Folgers print. The best part of waking up is monster in your head… not.
Herd of Turtles over 3 years ago
Does he wear a cup for sports?
uniquename over 3 years ago
This must be a decaf nightmare.
Modernistic Premium Member over 3 years ago
Bucky? Referencing the common takeout coffee deal of “Any size for a buck,” I suppose.
mistercatworks over 3 years ago
Well, it’s certainly keeping him up nights.
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 3 years ago
The weather report is forecasting a muggy day tomorrow.
PO' DAWG over 3 years ago
The Monster drink is a replacement for some as a breakfast drink. Wonder if that was the point of the comic?
marilynnbyerly over 3 years ago
Calvin is always telling Hobbes that those monsters are real, and, sometimes, they are.
Lablubber over 3 years ago
dEfinitely not the best part of waking up.
cipactli77 over 3 years ago
Just cut the legs of the bed down to ground level, you’ll save tons of money on child mental care.
backyardcowboy over 3 years ago
The monster will regret it if Bucky isn’t cured of bedwetting.
zeexenon over 3 years ago
What an idea: Caffeine + Adrenalin + Sugar + Healthy Sea Salt + Water.
elisem4 over 3 years ago
s/b more like Fourbucky
PaulGoes over 3 years ago
What if he has “to go” during the night
DebUSNRet over 3 years ago
CUTE!