The French side of the eggnog carton calls it “lait de poule”, or “milk of chickens”. I picture all these farmers getting up early to go out and milk the chickens.
In a good universe, the kids come running in, saying, “Did you like the eggnog, Mommy? We helped Daddy make it!” Then we see that he used unfertilized eggs from the local supermarket.
In a bad universe, her follow-up line will be, “Wait a minute . . . eggnog . . . _egg_nog! Are you crazy”
And his answer would be, “What’s the problem? So you lay a couple more tomorrow.”
Back in the day, Paul Simon and Art Garfunkel went to a Chinese restaurant and ordered the chicken meat omelet. It was called “the mother and child reunion.” The rest is musical history.
Karptaz over 2 years ago
It’s nice the kids will help out in the kitchen like that.
oldpine52 over 2 years ago
You can never tell what those crazy mixed up kids will do next.
ronaldspence over 2 years ago
i think she is cracking up! Would that be considered cannibalism?
mr_sherman Premium Member over 2 years ago
If I "Like"d it, would I be on the naughty list?
Georgette Washington Bunny over 2 years ago
Eek!
RetFor over 2 years ago
They had a large part IN it…
electricshadow Premium Member over 2 years ago
These chickens are a lot more chill about the ingredients than others would be. https://www.gocomics.com/looseparts/2021/12/21?ct=v&cti=2195908
Lolapoo Premium Member over 2 years ago
I believe the concoction is also known as “Infanticider”
nosirrom over 2 years ago
The kids put their heart and soul into the eggnog.
Jayalexander over 2 years ago
Soylent Green. The early years.
Doug K over 2 years ago
Even though she didn’t raise them that way (or at all), the kids have great taste.
iggyman over 2 years ago
The kids were committed for sure !
iggyman over 2 years ago
She is “eggs-act-tly” right!
SavannahJim Premium Member over 2 years ago
I’ve heard some animals eat their young, but this is ridiculous.
the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Dad said the cat and dog had to eat now, but I did not realize I was on the menu.
Zebrastripes over 2 years ago
(((((GASP! ))))))
Oh well, down the “hatch”
Bawk bawk bawk bawk
MY DOG IS MY CO PILOT over 2 years ago
Kind of creepy that that film is set in 2022, you know, next year.
Jeffin Premium Member over 2 years ago
Oh, you’re such a nut, Meg.
Nuliajuk over 2 years ago
The French side of the eggnog carton calls it “lait de poule”, or “milk of chickens”. I picture all these farmers getting up early to go out and milk the chickens.
kartis over 2 years ago
Grimm’s Fairy Tales for chickens.
cactusbob333 over 2 years ago
A lot of good yolks here.
hoffquotes2 over 2 years ago
Munchausin syndrome by proxy
Display over 2 years ago
Isn’t that Eggs Benedict Arnold?
Fantom Premium Member over 2 years ago
Helped in the kitchen, and now not a peep out of them.
parentofgirls over 2 years ago
Wow!
cuzinron47 over 2 years ago
If they want any more they have ti adopt.
paranormal over 2 years ago
Does that make the chickens cannibalistic???
WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago
Cold, Dad; really cold!
Lablubber over 2 years ago
It’s cracking.
zeexenon over 2 years ago
No!! We used the last remaining healthy fertilized Passenger Pigeon eggs.
onespiceybbw over 2 years ago
This is a first-class Dad Joke.
lawguy05 over 2 years ago
Essh!
Gent over 2 years ago
The fowl fiend!
Bilan over 2 years ago
“The secret is a little Sugar and Nutmeg.”
“Sugar and Nutmeg? What a coincidence, that’s the name of our children.”
Baucuva over 2 years ago
The kids were wonderful this year!
paullp Premium Member over 2 years ago
In a good universe, the kids come running in, saying, “Did you like the eggnog, Mommy? We helped Daddy make it!” Then we see that he used unfertilized eggs from the local supermarket.
In a bad universe, her follow-up line will be, “Wait a minute . . . eggnog . . . _egg_nog! Are you crazy”
And his answer would be, “What’s the problem? So you lay a couple more tomorrow.”
globalenterprize1990 over 2 years ago
Back in the day, Paul Simon and Art Garfunkel went to a Chinese restaurant and ordered the chicken meat omelet. It was called “the mother and child reunion.” The rest is musical history.