The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 10, 2022

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    ronaldspence  over 2 years ago

    his best friend is the town mortgage officer who was known as “The Loan Arranger”

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    Ratkin Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Puns? Let ’er loose. We got a good horse laugh over the last one.

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    Superfrog  over 2 years ago

    He’s pushing the envelope.

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    PraiseofFolly  over 2 years ago

    The puny punk Punjabi pundit was very punctual. However, his pungent puns made people want to punish him. He had as a result numerous punctuation marks about his torso.

    Eventually he became less of a Punchinello and more punctilious in manner, attached a punicin pung to his pony and punched up delivery efficiency appreciably.

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    Jml58  over 2 years ago

    Form a punch line.

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    whahoppened  over 2 years ago

    Even the horse is thinking " Get him off my back!"

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    angelolady Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I’ll be back later for more pun.

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    Zykoic  over 2 years ago

    Insufficient punage.

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    The Reader Premium Member over 2 years ago

    After the lynching, did they let his punny go?

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Wow… all the males stamp their feet and carry on, but the postmistress is much comma.

    She represents the law in these parts… letter decide what to do.

    He wasn’t really harming anypun.

    In fact, I thought he was punny… if TV’s had been invented, I’d have watched him on paper view.

    I don’t think it warrants lynching, or sending him to the pen….

    a short sentence should suffice, period.
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    iggyman  over 2 years ago

    Delivering the “Pun” line!

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    backyardcowboy  over 2 years ago

    His audience is about to go Postal.

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    Doug K  over 2 years ago

    Some people just don’t seem have a sense of humor. When they sent a group of volunteers after him, that’s when they posse-bly went too far.

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    Lotus  over 2 years ago

    I suddenly started feeling sick. I must have a zip cold.

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    paul  over 2 years ago

    Apparently, one of the symptoms is feeling a little horse.

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    blackman2732  over 2 years ago

    Sadly, he had to pay for ‘pun’-itive damages.

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    Zebrastripes  over 2 years ago

    The original Pony Express Carrier just spun in his grave….

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    crookedwolf Premium Member over 2 years ago

    “Did they hang him?”

    No, a frayed knot..

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    uniquename  over 2 years ago

    The postman’s about to get delivered.

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    gopher gofer  over 2 years ago

    the short-lived punny express was soon replaced by a smaller version – the puny express…

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    cdward  over 2 years ago

    Not even all that punny. He was just mailing it in.

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    ksu71  over 2 years ago

    Why the long face?

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    John Rodriquez Premium Member over 2 years ago

    It’s spelled “Git a rope”

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    jackthemailman  over 2 years ago

    I love this!

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    ars731  over 2 years ago

    Pity hes not riding an donkey because no one likes an smartass.

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    Radish...   over 2 years ago

    Hang in there!

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    schaefer jim  over 2 years ago

    Like the man said get a rope!

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    Lablubber   over 2 years ago

    He did not get the stamp of approval.

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    Nellie Rascal  over 2 years ago

    Too bad the fuchiexpress wasn’t….

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    BigBoy  over 2 years ago

    The symptoms of Mailman’s Disease were short lived

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    Bilan  over 2 years ago

    His pony is not sick either, it’s just a little horse.

    I can’t believe nobody else made that joke yet.

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    daleandkristen  over 2 years ago

    Best part is …..Get a rope……

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    Realimaginary1 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    If the rope is a magic lasso, they’ll know if all those statements are filled with puns and truths!

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    Daeder  over 2 years ago

    That joke was made in New York City!

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    tinstar  over 2 years ago

    If you’re going to make a joke, hoss, be sure to follow it to the letter.

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    TheWildSow  over 2 years ago

    They just need a low-ranking non-commissioned officer to dole out the discipline for bad wordplay.

    A Corporal PUNishment, if you will…..

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    bigger Nate  over 2 years ago

    Someone trying to stirrup some trouble. He better rein it in..

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    the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Tough crowd

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