The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for September 15, 2023

You’ve been paying them money, they demand chicken feed.

From the quality of some of the TV shows, I would expect this to be part of the writer’s strike. Sorry, but I expect the union is protecting the bottom 50%, and the networks know it too well.

That looks like my signature at the bottom of the third sign.

such fowllanguage!

It looks like the last handwritten prescriptions I got from my Doctor.

Might be that basket of their offspring you’re carrying

They want protection from being laid off.

They want safe road crossings.

They don’t get paid enough for teaching doctors how to write.

Sign says “Free Leghorn”, “Unfair to keep that rooster couped up”.

My teacher told me that!

With only claws, chickens do not use the Palmer Method.

It looks like the chickens decided to hatch a plan… Eggciting

And you’re too chicken to ask.

This reminds me of all the times I had to read doctors’ handwriting, both in clinical and in research functions.

They’re demanding a bigger hen house and freedom to cluck around, no matter the time.

Like they said in Chicken Run, “The chickens are revolting!”

They want to lay eggs 4 days a week and get paid for 5.

Are they going to eat the signs?

Those chickens have scratch? How much? Maybe they could buy the farm.

They demand Free Range. They are tired of being cooped up in the co-op.

Maybe a doctor can decipher it.

I didn’t know chickens were part of the UAW?!

They’re forming a “peck it” line.

Dr Chicken

Maybe they’re doctors

Demanding the right to pluck Colonel Sanders’ goatee.

They want a 40% raise over the next 4 years.

I suspect a new pecking order is coming.

Whichever party you’re favoring…they’re on the other side.

If you press them, they’ll back down. Face it, at heart they’re really chicken.

The “yolk” of oppression.

That’s what we do, master.

It’s obvious that these chicken are all doctors.

They want a crossing.

Let’s see how mad they can get! Hose ’em!

They better watch their little beaks or the farmer’s going to make fryers out of them and this is no abbey!

Picket Lines – Not Picket Fences… What Do We Want? Farmers with Warm Hands! When do we want them? In the morning when they steal our EGGS!

they’d tell you what their demands are, but they’re chicken…

Are they all doctors?