A little butchery can’t hurt!!
Lip -o-suction.
Don’t be a joker
Could it be called plastic surgery if it’s on a pumpkin?
Mush by Thanksgiving!
‘Pumpkinhead Wilson’ was an planned modern sequel to Mark Twain’s ‘Pudd’nhead Wilson’ but Tom Hanks declined to star. The seed money wasn’t carved out in time for planned production.
Being a pumpkin this time of year must be rough. No matter how you slice it, it will wind up in the trash.
Kind of a “Said the Spider to the Fly” thing.
Good Pie [Pye] Everyone … or, “Let The Gourd Times Roll.”
“Turn that frown, upside down”.
Sure he can but it gonna be painful.
Aw just goes for a ride with the headless horsieman. That’ll cheers ya up.
the knife will be a real cut-up
Mack the knife?
This will not be pretty!
Dr. Oz?
Maybe.
Cut that out.
Once he’s got a new smile, he’ll look gourd-geous.
Careful Pumpkin! He’ll clean you out!
Such a cutting remark with that lip service!
“But it’s gonna hurt!”
(Chronicles of Riddick -extended version)
Glasgow smile.
Speaking of sweaters … when we were 14, this girl who wore clingy soft fuzzy sweaters and I got caught in Civics class passing dirty notes.
Turn that frown upside down, with a little help from your friend.
“Why so serious, Son?
Living on the edge.
STEPUP about 11 hours ago
A little butchery can’t hurt!!
Ratkin Premium Member about 11 hours ago
Lip -o-suction.
Seth down about 11 hours ago
Don’t be a joker
iggyman about 11 hours ago
Could it be called plastic surgery if it’s on a pumpkin?
scote1379 Premium Member about 10 hours ago
Mush by Thanksgiving!
PraiseofFolly about 8 hours ago
‘Pumpkinhead Wilson’ was an planned modern sequel to Mark Twain’s ‘Pudd’nhead Wilson’ but Tom Hanks declined to star. The seed money wasn’t carved out in time for planned production.
Packratjohn Premium Member about 7 hours ago
Being a pumpkin this time of year must be rough. No matter how you slice it, it will wind up in the trash.
Funniguy about 7 hours ago
Kind of a “Said the Spider to the Fly” thing.
Kornfield Kounty about 6 hours ago
Good Pie [Pye] Everyone … or, “Let The Gourd Times Roll.”
My First Premium Member about 6 hours ago
“Turn that frown, upside down”.
Gent about 6 hours ago
Sure he can but it gonna be painful.
Gent about 6 hours ago
Aw just goes for a ride with the headless horsieman. That’ll cheers ya up.
dbrucepm about 5 hours ago
the knife will be a real cut-up
backyardcowboy about 5 hours ago
Mack the knife?
Slowly, he turned... about 5 hours ago
This will not be pretty!
HarryLime Premium Member about 4 hours ago
Dr. Oz?
ladykat about 4 hours ago
Maybe.
Doug K about 3 hours ago
Cut that out.
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 3 hours ago
Once he’s got a new smile, he’ll look gourd-geous.
uniquename about 3 hours ago
Careful Pumpkin! He’ll clean you out!
Cincoflex about 3 hours ago
Such a cutting remark with that lip service!
Amra Leo about 3 hours ago
“But it’s gonna hurt!”
(Chronicles of Riddick -extended version)
anomaly about 1 hour ago
Glasgow smile.
zeexenon about 1 hour ago
Speaking of sweaters … when we were 14, this girl who wore clingy soft fuzzy sweaters and I got caught in Civics class passing dirty notes.
cuzinron47 about 1 hour ago
Turn that frown upside down, with a little help from your friend.
SavannahJim Premium Member about 1 hour ago
“Why so serious, Son?
Lablubber 1 minute ago
Living on the edge.