The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for December 19, 2024

“Shrinkage?”

Waters cold!!!!!

You have to allow for shrinkage!!!

Yeah, the Gen pool.

They are more aerodynamic that way.

Hey, it’s December. It’s cold out there.

Negative displacement

As Elaine said, “I don’t know how you guys could walk with those things.”

Deer meat is generally considered to be leaner and to have less fat … so there!

The males’ antlers fall off in early December.

Plum Pudding Model

shrinkage happens!

The science of aerodynamics would factor that as less drag.

Sienfeld strikes again.

At my community lap pool, the young men all cover up with towels, but the old guys just wander about, let it all hang out.

Deer are fun to watch when they swim across the lake

They shrink? (Elaine)

What! Thier’s shrinkage?

Cheap.

Seinfeld

Where’s the miniature sleigh?

In Alaska, they told us the difference between a reindeer and a caribou is that a reindeer is domesticated.

He may need to see a shrink after this.