The Buckets by Greg Cravens for October 26, 2014
Transcript:
Ok, watch this: Dogzilla! Wanna go out? Yarf! First he checks the fence, all the way around the yard. If no one's at the fence, he checks the whole yard for squirrels. After making sure that all squirrels are chased out, he finds the red ball. And brings it here. Now, he will chase that ball anywhere you throw it, every time you throw it, and bring it back. And, he will not quit until either you have quit or he passes out. He's a good doggy. What? He's completely, wildly OCD! Yarf!
I am NOT OCD… I’m CDO – Compulsive Disorder of Obsessiveness. (See, it has to be in alphabetical order… ;) )