That’s innuendo.
Pucker up
Good ole turkey butt bread!
Oh, get stuffed…
Fortunately, those who have you for dinner will enjoy consuming you and give thanks for you for having blessed them on a very special day.
It just keeps getting worse!
Aw, he’ll be alright, as long as he keeps his head on straight..
I didn’t know Carol Burnett told fortunes.
But you’ll be dead when that last bit happens, so no worries…
I’m gettin’ a jump on things… havin’ a turkey sandwich for lunch today! Lol!
TMI. You’re gonna freak the turkey out and then not get paid! :)
Actually, if it hasn’t happened yet it probably won’t.
Here’s a more positive fortune for the turkey: “I see you at a dining table surrounded by family and friends. Well, not YOUR family and friends”
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salakfarm Premium Member 6 days ago
That’s innuendo.
C 6 days ago
Pucker up
kingdiamond69 6 days ago
Good ole turkey butt bread!
Imagine 6 days ago
Oh, get stuffed…
Doug K 5 days ago
Fortunately, those who have you for dinner will enjoy consuming you and give thanks for you for having blessed them on a very special day.
The Reader Premium Member 5 days ago
It just keeps getting worse!
Pickled Pete 5 days ago
Aw, he’ll be alright, as long as he keeps his head on straight..
backyardcowboy 5 days ago
I didn’t know Carol Burnett told fortunes.
FireAnt_Hater 5 days ago
But you’ll be dead when that last bit happens, so no worries…
wildlandwaters 5 days ago
I’m gettin’ a jump on things… havin’ a turkey sandwich for lunch today! Lol!
Impkins Premium Member 5 days ago
TMI. You’re gonna freak the turkey out and then not get paid! :)
cuzinron47 5 days ago
Actually, if it hasn’t happened yet it probably won’t.
gocubzgo about 23 hours ago
Here’s a more positive fortune for the turkey: “I see you at a dining table surrounded by family and friends. Well, not YOUR family and friends”