Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for July 17, 2015

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The Donald Trump Mysteries Trump: Why are all these immigrants coming to American anyway? I"ll get my best Investigators on it! I want to look into this whole immigration thing. Sorry, Mr. trump, we're still busy here in Hawaii investigating Obamas birth certificate Trump: Oo. I can't call them off that case, They're going to bring back hot stuff any day now! I"ll have to do the investigation myself! Paulina! Trump: Pauline, why do illegal immigrants come to american? Maid: Money, Senor Trump. Trump: So, illegal immigrants wouldn't come here if they couldn't get jobs! What un-american dummy is hiring them? Trump: Hey, you! Are you an illegal immigrant? How did you get this job? worker: Si, señor Trump, we were pored to work on your new building. Trump: Ah, mystery solved! They come to America because people like me give them jobs! So instead of building a wall on the border I"ll build a wall around me! A world class quality wall with a "T" on it! trump: I found the real perpetrator of the crime, You know he's a good looking guy, If he wasn't me, Id date him, Worker: You pay cash sir?