Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for August 28, 2015

Transcript:

god-man the superhero with omnipotent powers! this week ~ "patrician condition" continued from last week god-man is locked in an epic battle against captain blasphemy! captain blasphemy: goddammit! lighten up! god-man: how dare you! man: say god-man! if your here who's that flying by? god-man: hmm? god-man: why, that's just god-girl! she's kind of my sidekick! she's building a school. man: i don't get it! if you're both omnipotent, why is she in any way secondary to you? god-man: oh, i take on the big issues -- like fighting supervillains -- while she tends to do small stuff -- like helping families, children and communities. man: that seems pretty important! i don't see why she's a sidekick! she's at least equal to you! captain blasphemy: it's because he reinforces a patriarchal view of morality and authority, stemming purely from male aggressiveness and privelege! god-man: that's enough out of you! god-girl: and i'm only paid 77 cents for every dollar he gets!