Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for May 07, 2020

Ohhh, so tempting to mail a copy to homes displaying the “Rump/Dense” signs on their lawns, but literacy and comprehension may be a problem.

You know, you can swap the “/” for “=” and and get almost the same message. What I really came here to say though is that I really don’t want to think about Australopithecus Robustus screwing anything.

“Forget the BIG STICK. It’s so passé. The SMALL STICK for jabbing into termite holes is bleeding edge! Now, how many termites do you need to eat per month? Tell ya what… with a yearly plan paid up front you can eat all the termites you want. Now, let me discuss the fees for roaming to a different nest…”

Good one, Ruben! I’m sure Matt forgives you, even from 26 years ago. (Almost as long as Tara Reade has been separated from Joe Biden…)

Vaguely related manga about dating an Australopithecus Garhi… http://www.skjam.com/2020/04/25/manga-review-primitive-boyfriend-vol-1/

Strange there’s no advice about promising careers pitching wheel insurance…

“10 secrets to becoming the hippest, not the hippiest!”

Is there a way I can sign up a bunch of people for trial subscriptions?

How did people living in BC time know how to write dates.. counting back from a futuristic event ?

Waiting for “Another Trump comic? This strip used to be funny!”

Super clever.

It ain’t the size of the rock that matters, it’s what you can do with it! A small but sharp shard of flint is worth a dozen balls of granite as big as your head.

Totally unnecessary to leave a political comment when it is all to obvious!