Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for November 13, 2020

Sounds like it would be a great vacation for the whole family (if they are a family that wears MAGA hats) !

nothing on ivanka and jared? they aren’t quite innocent either

Hmm, looks like Mr. Bolling classed up the joint.

He will make millions. Especially at the chapel dedicated to him.

This absolutely the funniest thing I have seen in 2020

Where the Party never ends.

Now, Now, we all need to give Donnie time to pout before he leaves… After all, he could be using his remaining time to move us forward and, perhaps, lay some ground work for a potential 2024 run. But, wait, this is Trump I’m talking about…

“… the Trump family cannot legally operate a charity”

Actually, they’re not prohibited from operating a charity, but conditions are attached, including “mandatory training for the three elder Trump children”.

Actually, “Not only has the Trump Foundation shut down for its misconduct, but the president has been forced to pay $2 million for misusing charitable funds for his own political gain.”

FUNNY, FUNNY, FUNNY !!! Ruben, you’ve surpassed your previous best.

The only scary thing is how close to the truth this may become.

His MAGA minions will consider him the President-in Exile and will probably keep his corrupt and dissolute empire afloat through donations for what they think will be a future presidential run for either himself or one of his idiot offspring.

If there’s a dildo shop on one side of Mar-a-Lago and a crematorium on the other, Rudy might wanna put his coffin in the basement and become a permanent resident there. (Assuming he doesn’t end up behind bars for the rest of his life.)

Our (soon to be ex) Dear Leader never drinks, wine.

(Come on down to Unpainted Arizona!) This is beyond great, but Mr. Bolling left out just one can’t-fail satiric device, “Melania’s No-Hassle Creesemas Shop.” No decorations sold there, just a coffee-table-sized collection of some of the ex-First Lady’s best revealing pics, if you know what I mean! Think about it. How many men around the country, during the holiday season, would rather be sitting on the couch, drinking beer and watching sports, with a naked or near-naked Melania right in front of them there on the coffee table, than be up on a ladder, in the cold, stringing lights?! Right, she gave voice to what lots of us are thinking right there between Thanksgiving and 12/25: “Fuck Creesemas!” She deserves some tangible reward for this Yuletide honesty.

I see “The Real Housewives of Mar-A-Lago” appearing soon. (Don’t forget my royalties)

That can’t be wine in his glass, it must be kool aid, the favorite beverage of his enablers and worshippers.

GREAT WORK RUBEN!

All you need is money.

How did Bolling get hold of the secret plan????

I’m surprised Bolling doesn’t live in Florida. This looks like fliers you’ll find all over Orlando.

Ruben, you need to contact gocomics immediately. They’ve accidently posted an actual Trump ad instead of your Friday comic.

And DOWN GO the property values in Palm Beach… of course, it won’t be in business long due to the rising water levels…

This cartoon is remarkably prescient.

Well done, just left out the bed bugs.

Remember when cartoonists had to make up absurd stuff, instead of just reporting the news?

This Friday the 13th is really turning into Donnie’s Unlucky Day. AP announced that Biden officially won both Arizona and Georgia!!

Given the election results, what’s scariest is that the majority of Americans would gladly support someone who is just as authoritarian but smarter and not so incredibly crass.