Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for May 03, 2024

Not fat enough.

If they rule that he has complete immunity, president Biden should send him and his entire white trash family to live with the fish.

The SCOTUS doesn’t think the orange idiot will turn on them as well, they are sadly mistaken…

A pity Kavanagh’s name didn’t start with an ‘I’.

It’s telling that Donnie isn’t claiming he didn’t break the law, but he’s claiming that he’s ALLOWED to break the law.

Didn’t know those tiny hands could grip a gun. Must be that super power. His kryptonite is probably 4 syllable words like “infrastructure”.

Yeah, pretty much.

Free Palestine.

Talk About Timing/You Can’t Make This Stuff Up Dep’t: just when you wonder if TTDB is maybe laying it on a bit thick, the two-time popular vote loser, the first incumbent to lose the White House in 40 years, goes and calls for mob violence if he loses again!

This should even worry his supporters. But it won’t, of course.

I’m guessing that GRABKT is the polite way of saying GRABPUSSY.

“Grabkt” makes nearly as much sense as the other drivel spouted by the brain-damaged Traitor Trump…..

It’s always depressing when you expect a cartoon but are presented with a documentary…..

If Trump gets elected with a pass from the Supremes I can see him arresting the liberal Justices and having his pet Senators quickly appoint more. Who’s going to stop him when the highest court in the land says it’s OK.

Suddenly I’m recalling when the Right was obsessed with “executive overreach.” Oh, that’s right. That was when Obama was the president. Conservatives – judges, politicians, and citizens – for all of ‘em, it’s never about principles. It’s always politics, 24/7.

Excellent, as usual for Mr Bolling. Too close to the truth to be funny, but excellent.

Too much hair – should have more scalp showing in that comb-over.

So that’s how it happened.

Combover Caligula promises to prosecute “Crooked Joe Biden” if he returns to the White House. Obviously he doesn’t remember that by his own theory of total immunity, Biden could defend himself by quoting Nixon: “When the president does it, that means it’s not illegal.”

Remember, dear democrats, just because you don’t like someone, it doesn’t make them guilty

BRATGK! (We’ll, first four letters, anyway…)

Let the Tantrumps begin!

I can’t wait to meet Captain Fascism Jr., Black Eric and Ivanka Fascism.

The rewards of treachery are to be forever untrusted. The first to go are the ones who put a dictator in power. So they can’t do it again.

“You just shot someone in the legendary Venue of Fiftha!”“So what? I could stand in the middle of Fiftha Venue and shoot somebody and I wouldn’t lose any voters!”

It works like this, folks:

If you voted for Donald Trump in 2016, you were kind of dumb.

If you voted for Donald Trump in 2020, you were really stupid.

If you vote for Donald Trump in 2024, you are certifiably insane.

It’s going to happen if we let it; how concerned are we going to be? We’ll find out in November…

A bit reminiscent of the 1964 movie “Becket” (Peter O’Toole & Richard Burton)

Hands too big.

I went back and read this again. In the opening panel, we see that he is “contemplating his criminal liability”. I doubt that he gives it any thought. After all, he’s done nothing wrong so why waste time thinking about it? He has the best attorneys and judges money can buy, and they’ll handle the small stuff.

No, not to be continued.

Ruben, you’re a comical guy. If only you were on the side of Truth, Justice and the American Way!