I’d only use the “destroy the universe” feature. Wouldn’t need the other ones.
1. Destroy current universe.2. Visit other dimension before current universe is destroyed.3. Once in other dimension, repeat 1 and 2.
Destroy. Deport. Repeat.
“Ebola cure”? I thought Bill Gates had that one copyrighted.
Finally! A decent potato peeler!!
Button 1: Broke your purse at cash register…
Of course, these new functions will further reduce the battery lifespan.
Rats. I was hoping for a “teleport all the politicians to another dimension” feature. Maybe it will show up as an app?
Wulff & Morgenthaler
Ida No over 9 years ago
I’d only use the “destroy the universe” feature. Wouldn’t need the other ones.
electricshadow Premium Member over 9 years ago
1. Destroy current universe.2. Visit other dimension before current universe is destroyed.3. Once in other dimension, repeat 1 and 2.
Destroy. Deport. Repeat.
gammaguy over 9 years ago
“Ebola cure”? I thought Bill Gates had that one copyrighted.
Packratjohn Premium Member over 9 years ago
Finally! A decent potato peeler!!
aerilim over 9 years ago
Button 1: Broke your purse at cash register…
davids.comments over 9 years ago
Of course, these new functions will further reduce the battery lifespan.
markjoseph125 over 9 years ago
Rats. I was hoping for a “teleport all the politicians to another dimension” feature. Maybe it will show up as an app?