Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for October 25, 2024

Rodnocchio

Why that’s treesinus

That’s one way to increase your … size.

….. And I had a sinking feeling as I plungered into despair. It’s snot fair.

I think I have mentioned this before but this is from high school. One of my best friends told me he was writing a comedy version of Hamlet. I don’t know if he really wrote it but he told me he was writing it. In the part where the soldiers as trees walk to MacBeth’s castle, one of them gets Dutch Elm Disease. When they reach the castle door, they use one of their team as the battering ram to break in.

Rodney got in touch with his inner elephant.

But it proves camouflage works. Accidents happen

How does he breathe with that on his nose?

Who pulls firewood off trees? Isn’t it easier to burn the dead wood that’s on the ground?

Isn’t the King kind hearted?

And he left that big honking one??