Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 29, 2013

So, “Eat s—t and die” wouldn’t have worked?

Wonder what he did to get invited to a necktie party?

I bet this is how Homeland Security works!

“Hanging around with Sir Rodney” the title of his new reality show coming to you this fall on CBS.

I’d rather have Vanna working the letters!

Here let me just release that noose “pulls lever” oops wrong lever

When they ask me to read the last line on an eye chart … I always say “Printed in USA”. Of course they’ve heard that one before lol

It’s extreme hangman.

No noose is good noose.

Must be how the King gets testimonials.

A bit of gallows humor.

The power of the pen- er, brush and pen. And eraser.

Only Parker and Hart could handle such a delicate subject with such finesse. And diffuse it.

now thats a real game of hangman

what did Rodney do to get almost hanged??!!!!!!!!!

What did Rodney do to get the noose?