Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 09, 2019

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    jagedlo  almost 5 years ago

    At least you get to keep your clothing and not have to wear one of those medical gowns…

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    I hate when that happens….

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    mourdac Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Prepping for a colonoscopy….

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    sandpiper  almost 5 years ago

    At my age, I have as many docs as I have friends. But, so long as I am still able to hug my wife and family and see them happy, it’s all good.

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    assrdood  almost 5 years ago

    My test results indicated early-onset Rigor Mortis :)

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Oh yeah? Well try going to a fast food burger joint and order French Fries without salt!

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    dadlivonia  almost 5 years ago

    but not cholesterol or CRP???

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  almost 5 years ago

    What’s to test?

    “Alakazam, You’re a Triglyceride!!!”

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    mfrasca  almost 5 years ago

    Is there a spell to reverse metabolic syndrome?

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    anomalous4  almost 5 years ago

    Ditto for my A1c!

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    SharkNose  almost 5 years ago

    I got my Triglycerides beat. It’s my A1C that scares the pogees out of me…

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    flagmichael  almost 5 years ago

    I have plenty, thanks.

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    1MadHat Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    My cholesterol levels are OK, but the trikes……

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    flagmichael  almost 5 years ago

    Mortality eventually cures all; the only trick is to keep away from the deep ends before that time comes. I don’t think it helps that medical professionals have such differing views of nutrition and blood chemistry. Doctors say we consume too much salt and doctors warn sodium deficiency is becoming a problem from avoiding salt. Doctors say we should avoid carbohydrates or eat a “plant based” diet. We can’t do both and get enough calories to sustain life. We are obligate omnivores – we can’t make our own vitamin C or vitamin B12 like our ape cousins can, and we need both to live. We can only get C from plants and B12 from animals (besides – horrors! – from supplements). Anyway, we are designed to eat all sorts of stuff and to die eventually. I’ll just hold back a little on the cherry pie.

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