Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 08, 2020

Sad when frogs lie.

At least it was for a good cause.

He doesn’t appear to be lying about the wart remover. I have never seen a frog so smooth as this guy. Not sure how the frog came up with it but the Wiz is happy to take it and market it for their mutual benefit.

I thought it was toads that gave you warts.

You obviously don’t get the joke Marblemouth.

Wiz created a product that wasn’t doing well on its own merits, so he and his pal here created a marketing plan. Sounds an awful lot like how Big Pharma started the opioid crisis.and then came up with a solution.

We actually had a business man in town who owned a pharmacy, funeral parlour and used furniture store. I always thought that was a little self serving.

That is so sneaky!

Froggy used the wizard’s wart remover formula In an experiment, and now he has shares coming in, SMOOTH MOVE!

But wait!! There’s more.

I have often wondered if anti-virus software companies use this business model. Easy to create an anti-virus program for a virus you wrote in the first place.

And as a perk, he finds out who the desperate and loose ladies are!

I thought the frog did not want to get kissed by warty women, so got the warts removed first!

Where is the IRS?

Create a need. Fill the need. Make a fortune. Rince. Repeat.

“I don’t have time right now for a boyfriend, but a talking frog is pretty cool.”