Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 17, 2020

“Now put an airtight magic bubble around the enemy and leave it there a few days.”

Don’t hold your breath, Rod!

Airtight is one thing.

Arrowproof another.

Airtight but not arrowproof would be the worst combination.

Flossing is good. BUT when was the last time either of you had a BATH!

And Sir Rodney, you need to check your mail. It needs to be kept clean and rust free. And the way you live you just don’t know what may be in your mail. So check your mail and clean it out from time to time.

That’s not what you smell.

I wouldn’t say anything to a guy who could remove you from the shield!

I hope the magic shield works better than the cone of silence.

At least he didn’t pass gas.

Stand in an elevator.

Can you, ummmm, make air holes….I’m gaging here…..

Taking shots at a guy with a magic wand in an enclosed space – not recommended for longevity.

The worst thing about the boss breathing down my neck is his breath.

so… how much breathing time in there?

I don’t know. With the flirp sound effect there may be something more repelling to worry about.

Can you direct the Wiz’s breath to a single beam towards the enemy?

More brushing, not flossing. Or at least use a mouthwash.

Terrible punchline.

I’m just. Grateful we all still have OXYGEN and our souls. Thanks Dads.