Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 29, 2020

Just think… if Henry was like a cat… he would try to sit on your chest! And my little nothing of a cat… feels like an elephant when she Demands to get petted! One heck of a way to wake up! “Get wheeze Off gasp I cough Can’t rasp Breathe!” ;)

We’ll see what Wiz says when Henry wants to be on his lap.

the dangers of “Bring Your Pet to Work” Day (which was actually last Friday…http://www.chiff.com/home_life/holiday/take-your-dog-work-day.htm#:~:text=Mark%20your%20calendars%20for%20Friday%2C%20June%2026%2C%202020,everywhere%20there%27s%20Take%20Your%20Dog%20to%20Work%20Day%21)

Make him his own couch, Wiz. . .https://blog.theanimalrescuesite.greatergood.com/crochet-cat-couch/?gg_source=ARS&gg_medium=house&gg_campaign=Ad-720×360Blog_People%20Are%20Crocheting%20Adorable%20Tiny%20Couches%20For%20Their%20Cats_ARS&gg_content=2020-05%2F720x360blogpeop_200515151052.jpg&ga=2.91043097.281678661.1593380086-894396203.1524844268

My work-at-home co-worker would have her dogs lie on her feet to keep them warm. Melissa, are you out there? DS

I suppose that’s why there is no ‘take your dragon to work’ days. Sad, that.

Fine work is difficult when the dragon under you is always moving.

A space heater?

Let’s table that motion and put it to a vote, Wiz!

Spoiled little dragon!

Where is Wizard of Id Classics again?

I am reminded of the 500 pound gorilla who can sleep wherever he wishes.

Reason 1,215 why pseudodragons make better pets.

Obama could lie anywhere.

Incredible! Soooo many ignorant Democrats! You may succeed in getting rid of Trump, but then you’ll soon learn why you shouldn’t have. Socialism is going to make your lives HELL. Thankfully, I’m old enough I won’t have to put up with it long.

oh2bsane “Please get your head out of your butt. "

But it’s warm in here!!

(My brother, Howard, had some wood carvings from his travels in Africa of some fellow bent double with his head disappearing that way. Something like this: https://cdn.trendhunterstatic.com/phpthumbnails/36/36636/36636_1_600.jpeg

I laughed when I saw it. You might too.)

“It appears that you are willing to take the MSM’s word for everything when they have actually been proven wrong time and again.”

Does that mean you don’t have solid proof Bolton is a liar? djt claims Bolton’s book is a batch of lies AND classified. He also says and tweets that everything he says (and tweets?) is classified. I am reminded how djt believes a dictator over the reports of multiple American intelligence people. I remember hearing djt tell his believers that he has instructed healthcare workers to slow down testing for COVID-19 (which he called a HOAX) because they were finding too much. These people who are risking death — and many have died — to try to save Americans say he has not given them such an idiotic (they didn’t call it that, but I am) instruction. Maybe it’s classified?

With djt I have multiple videos from multiple sources as well as his tweets. I wonder at those who assume everything djt doesn’t approve is some SUPERCONSPIRACY to lie to us made up of people all over the planet.

Ten thousand people at a military base, marching in perfect time — all but Johnny who differs by half a step lag. The mother yells, “Look at all those soldiers out of step with Johnny!” Reporters and The Press are not well trained soldiers in step for some secret cause to destroy the land they & theirs live in.

“This country is in much better shape than it was when Obama and Biden were in office.”

I can think of the families of 131,118 (and counting) who might disagree. I would like to know how you figure that, based on what?