Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 18, 2020

Another prized Wiz genetically modified organism.

Makes me think of all those monster trucks that can drive over other cars without touching them… the people in the trucks need ladders to get in… but… the body of the trucks are Toyotas.

Not being able to hear him would be a good reason for wanting him to stay up there.

The King and his majestic stallion, “Stilts”.

Easily mounted from the castle watchtower.

Just wait till the King has to visit the loo.

How’d he get up there? He used Alladin’s flying carpet?

At least it was this version of “high horse”…I was thinking of another type…

Better the high horse than the Trojan horse….

“Hey, Sire!” Is that any way to address a monarch?

Oh how the mighty will fall.

Really? Get him a booster saddle.

Our leader would be in a golf cart.

For the fink, any horse is high.

You don’t get down off a horse. You get down off a goose.

So there really is a high horse! Who knew? Or does it just look that way because the King is so small?

Mutant horses?

It’s a good thing he can’t hear you Rodney.

“ In the next panel, we find Rodney hanging upside down in the dungeon”.

In the next panel, we find Rodney hanging upside down in the dungeon…..

Makes me thankful for my HEARING AID!