Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 07, 2022

So that’s where the Monty Python killer rabbit came from.

There was an old despot who swallowed a carrot;

I don’t know why he swallowed a carrot – Perhaps he’ll die!

There was an old despot who swallowed a chernobyl mutant rabbit;That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside him!

He swallowed the chernobyl mutant rabbit to eat the carrot;I don’t know why he swallowed a carrot – Perhaps he’ll die!

There was an old despot who swallowed a rabid wolf-gorilla;How absurd to swallow a wolf-gorilla!

He swallowed the rabid wolf-gorilla to catch the chernobyl mutant rabbitThat wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside him!He swallowed the chernobyl mutant rabbit to eat the carrot;I don’t know why he swallowed a carrot – Perhaps he’ll die!

How reassuring.

Why does this remind me of Jason Foxtrot?

And the bad news is?

So this is how man eating bunny got into wilderness … and from Monty Python’s documentary we know that wolf – gorilla failed its mission

So this is how man eating bunny got into wilderness … and from Monty Python’s documentary we know that wolf – gorilla failed its mission

Soon to be a series that goes on years too long on AMC whose story line is walk, fight, walk, fight, etc with lots of gratuitous gore.

Hey, wiz? Some guy named Scamander is asking for you.

Annnd what about the crocodile/octopus living in the moat, Wiz?

Looks like a good day to stay indoors for the citizens of Id…

See, this is why science gets a bad rap. Sort of like importing weasels to hunt the imported rabbits that were devastating New Zealand. Now let’s import some hawks and eagles to hunt the weasels and the rabbits.

do you by chance have a Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch ?

“And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, ‘O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.’ And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chulapas. And the Lord spake, saying, ‘First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.’

No, Wiz, he said “What’s new?” That happened twice last week.

That’s how many plagues work. Want to get rid of it? Idiot people bring another animal to take care of it… except they’ll be after the delicate, endemic wildlife since it’s easier to hunt. And the vicious cycle continues. Or the result of people who want exotic pets and they can’t take care of it.

Time for the holy hand grenade …

That must have been the rabbit that chased President Carter.

In the BBC Radio comedy series “The Quanderhorn Xperimentations”, Professor Quanderhorn creates a Squirrel-illa – a quite dangerous squirrel-gorilla hybrid. That way lies madness.

The Wizard is getting careless lately!

If you go into the woods today, you’re in for a BIG surprise!

The good news is they’re potty trained.

So much for the optimistic wiz. The peasants will nor be amused.

Rodney third panel: “WELL IIIIIII AM!!!”

Also known as the silver lining around even the darkest cloud!!

this is not going to end well… but I can’t think of a single instance where the introduction of a predator to take care of a pest has ended well

…bunny?

I grew up in the fifties…I ’ve sat through all those Movies…

Is that Joyce sitting over there?….…

Doesn’t make me feel much better….

Hey, it’s a rabbit, Wiz. It’ll have babies. At least one of them will likely end up someplace like Caerbannog.

Sounds like a job for the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.

Unless they team up.

Wiz could run a mutant zoo, lol.

Hoo boy…..

Rodney really seems like he cares in the second panel.