Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for November 23, 2023

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member 12 months ago

    I’m going with spagetti today

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    Calvin  12 months ago

    Looks like Ham, not Turkey

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    Botulism Bob  12 months ago

    @Calvin It’s a ham with a turkey bone stuck in its rear.

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    BigDaveGlass  12 months ago

    Does this mean he’s hamming it up?

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    ArcticFox Premium Member 12 months ago

    Yep, purty soon they’ll all be ‘talkin’ turkey’.

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    Ubintold  12 months ago

    Eat fast, burp later.

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    Pedmar Premium Member 12 months ago

    From the sleepfoundation[.]org website:

    “Although it may be tempting to blame the turkey, the tryptophan likely doesn’t make you sleepy on its own. Rather, eating foods with tryptophan in addition to a large number of carbohydrates leads to sleepiness.”

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    hariseldon59  12 months ago

    Surprised the King isn’t eating with them.

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    William Bednar Premium Member 12 months ago

    Thanks for the reality check, Wiz!

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    jagedlo  12 months ago

    If not, you can create something to put into their drinks, Wiz…

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    rshive  12 months ago

    Today Wiz gets to eat in the castle. Not that little house like he sometimes does.

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    Just-me  12 months ago

    I’m with Wiz. I don’t want to talk politics with anyone, even if we agree on them.

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    rockyridge1977  12 months ago

    Looks like he is about half there already!!!!!

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    scote1379 Premium Member 12 months ago

    That’s a good plan !

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    tcayer  12 months ago

    That’s the worst drawn turkey yet today!

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    jsimpso1  12 months ago

    Sigh. That tryptophan nonsense just won’t go away.

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    ladykat  12 months ago

    It’s a plan.

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    thuddriver01  12 months ago

    But you will miss the football game.

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    PlatudimusAtom Premium Member 12 months ago

    That meat is neither turkey white. Nor ham pink. Tryptophan may be the least of his worries.

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    Dapperdan61  Premium Member 12 months ago

    At least everyone at our Thanksgiving dinner shares my view that trump is (fill in the blank)

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    zenyattafan  12 months ago

    Turkey, peas and bread is the entire dinner?

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    Goat from PBS  12 months ago

    If anyone starts talking politics, just say, “Non-specific excuse!” knock your plate off the table, and then run for the nearest TV to watch football.

    Happy Thanksgiving!

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    preacherman Premium Member 12 months ago

    It looks like it’s ham for today, not turkey. Does baked ham have tryptophan?

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    phnx1965  12 months ago

    Happy Thanksgiving toWizard of Id, thank you for remembering!

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    EnlilEnkiEa  12 months ago

    These days, politics are more potent than tryptophan.

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    puddleglum1066  12 months ago

    As today’s xkcd comic (xkcd dot com) points out, surveys show most families don’t argue about politics at Thanksgiving.

    Of course, the Kingdom of Id might not be “most families.”

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    RevvieQuar  12 months ago

    Ugh, can we put the tryptophan myth to rest? It’s the amount of total carbs ingested, requiring increased bloodflow to one’s digestive system, NOT tryptophan, that makes one groggy. Sorry to be a pedant, but sheesh….

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    michael3114  12 months ago

    I see they actually did get a turkey, but the king got left out. Better hope he doesn’t find out or they’ll be spending Christmas in the dungeon.

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    [Unnamed Reader - 288232]  12 months ago

    Except, they are eating ham. No turkey in sight.

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    geese28  12 months ago

    Good thing is after politics start you realize you won’t have to get as many gifts as you thought for Christmas.

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    justjam38  12 months ago

    I’m going with crab legs.

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    mistercatworks  11 months ago

    You’d think so, but no.

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    M.K.Staffeld  11 months ago

    Wasn’t an issue at my house.

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    hagarthehorrible  11 months ago

    Today the official taster has taken leave and the fink will join if this bunch last half an hour after taking the first morsels.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  11 months ago

    They ain’t no way. There’s always room in time for politics.

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