Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 05, 2024

Moo or less.

Eh maybe he is bribe you with free cows.

Farmer protest à la European Union.

Think yourself lucky it’s the cows and not the silage heap. Although the Fink does deserve a pat on the back…….

I think the Fink is not wounded but just grazed.

The King might try talking to the cows. But whatever he says will go in one ear and out the utter.

What a bunch of bull….

This is really milking it. ;-)

yep, it looks like he’s herd about it…

New breed of milk cows…….non GMO….all natural!!!!

they should leave him some nice fresh cowpies

And I thought Rodney had big nostrils!

Grass ain’t cheap!

The king has more money than the farmer. Let him pay the fees!

This is udder nonsense.

Farmer Jenkins is trying to cow the king, but it’s hard to buffalo the fink.

About the same activity as the cows who frequented my front yard.

I imagine Farmer Jenkins writing an angry note saying, “Shove it up your grass!”

Nah, Farmer Jenkins isn’t upset. He’s simply paying for his grazing fees with manure.

Or, he chose to pay it in cattle…

Don’t those cows have some oddly shaped nostrils? Or are they each approaching an epic sneeze in reaction to the King’s feet!?

How now brown cow

Pretty soon Jenkins will be callin’ cowherd.

Used to be European farmers would drive their cattle into the city to protest anti-agrarian laws. Now they bring their trucks and tractors.

Farmer Jenkin is learning from the Fench?

One way to move that herd, go outside and bawl aloud like a lost calf. The maternal instinct kicks in and the cows leave the throne room… just try not to get trampled.

The king’s new speech writers

The must’ve moved the throne room to to Johnson’s Saloon in Rock Ridge.

Is Jenkins part of the Bundy gang?

Looks like they all have their noses out of joint, including Farmer Jenkins.

Home on the range.

Jenkins must be French.

I’ve never know anyone to be happy at a tax increase. The Fink is lucky Farmer Jenkins didn’t stampede them into the castle.

Just trying to balance your B.S. with C.S.