Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 03, 2024

That extended range one looks like an import.

We’re off on the road to Morocco, “This camel is rough on the spine” …

Loads of accessories and not much flashy chrome. Certainly not a Tesla.

Got anything a bit more sporty?

Must be Camel Lot

The center one looks like a hybrid.

And they were all ridden by little old ladies only on Sundays.

What humps?

How about an iron horse.

The one on the right must be an import.

I’m afraid with his legs, the compact model would still require him to walk.

That one ain’t no horsie!

All hay burners!!!!

You know one of the things you never see in a period piece like a western or Sherlock Holmes mystery is all the horse droppings. All we see are horses ridden or pulling a carriage and then standing outside a building, but no droppings. I wonder if back then there were guys whose job it was to clear the streets of droppings.

Oat mobiles! Gotta love ’em

And the price even includes the maintenance plan.

A Bactrian camel (as opposed to a dromedary)!

He’d prefer a war horse adept at running backward.

I think they are all gas models.

… but they do not have any with running boards for quick mounting or any that can go from zero to 90 in 30 seconds.

Any hybrids? Off-road models?

Anything that can go from 0 to 60 in 2 seconds?

I am reminded of the time Maverick won an Arabian, thinking it would be a racehorse. It was a fine camel who later saved his life by traversing the desert with The Legend of The West.

Looks like the one on the right will do and it looks easy on the back.

How bout the mustang

Be sure to kick the teeth on these babies before buying. :)

I want racing stripes! Can those be added?

At least they don’t have an SUV. Can you imagine the droppings from one of those

This is hilarious