Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 08, 2024

More FUD at eleven

You forgot: “I’m the real victim here!”

Must be a fan of CNN.

Shoot, someone left it on Fox "News’. Can you at least hit the mute button.

We hold the Fink dear to us!

Send him to the stables. Talking heads should be very good at shoveling what ever comes out of a horses rear end.

About time!

So, normal day huh?

They’re coming to take you away …

They’re coming to take me away …

The birth of FOX NEWS!

he should work for ABC news

Don’t forget to disguise advertisements and stupid product promotions as legitimate news stories and never tell the reader exactly where the news occurred in the article title. Make them click it so they are exposed to even more ads. :(

Chump Tower?

Not forgets to claims that you is fighting misinformation.

Sounds like a Facebook post. They post a teaser then say “click the link below for further details”. I NEVER do; it is just click bait to lure you into signing up for something.

Is he the chosen one?

Just a tad “wordy”!!!!!

Murdoch’s great great great granddaddy.

Enjoying yourself much?

Exactly what they do.

But first a word from my sponsor.

Fact free fear.

Fake news! Pitiful.

“But first, this word from our sponsor on investing in Bitcoin and gold…”

“The world is ending in yet another place today!”

Yeah

No your not getting how anything works, You have just gone mad.

You don’t get it until you have a revenue string.

“Only I can save you.”

Dont forget: “Only I can save you.”

Msm every day