Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 22, 2024

What’s with all the leaf leaping?

Not if they are piled over a fire hydrant.

Me me I’m next!!

Who’s holding his beer?

Not if they’re wet leaves.

Belly buster?

I raked my lawn for the first time this year yesterday afternoon. bleah. the prevailing wind in from down the street so i invariable get my neighbor’s leaves too.

I never could see the attraction to diving into a pile of dead leaves. There’s very little padding there. The time or two I indulged didn’t feel all that good.

He could collect leaves with a spell or use a spell to make leaves.

Ouch.

Unless Henry is nearby and sneezes. Would still be worth it to watch.

Don’t do it, Wiz. In every comic or cartoon I’ve ever seen, a pile of leaves like that hid an anvil.