Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 24, 2024

you deserved it …. (well, supposing you’re a knight that is)

Good knight, Irene, good knight.

If any are in chains all are in chains. Some people really deserve to be in chains, though.

A 10 year old boy would have a No Girlz Allowed sign. Adult males would probably use the treehouse as a love nest.

It was the Wiz’s wife that hung the sign up in the first place.

I got promoted at my job and my new office is up in a tree house.

I am a branch manager.

If a tree falls on an Athieist’s house…

Is it still considered an act of God?

I planted a palm tree outside my house

Now I have something to give me a hand around the house.

I used to live in a tree house until a tornado destroyed the tree.

My life had been uprooted.

Knight amused, Rodney?

Rodney: Aw … May I please be admitted in?

Wiz: No, Sir. (No Sirs allowed.)

No non-wizards allowed.

CalWiz and Rodds.

No girls. Women Welcome.

Learned a new word: “Exhaustipated”. Too tired to give a (fill in the blank).

Sexist or stupid? Some choice.

That sign was meant for womenfolk. He wanted to keep the sanctity of his man-cave in the trees. ;-p

Been watching that “finger pointing” TV!!!!!

Now we know where Calvin got his inspiration for G.R.O.S.S.!

The sign said “long nosed freaky people need not come inside”

So I stuffed my nose inside of my hat and said “Hey! What gives you the right?”

You silly Iddish knnnnniggit! Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.

The Count thinks he should go with Calvin and Hobbes G.R.O.S.S. (*G*et *R*id *O*f *S*limy Girl*S*)

You gotta keep somebody out. That’s the purpose of a fort!

I have my garage finished into a 2-level “Man Castle” my friend asked me why women weren’t allowed. I said “Umm… MAN Castle?!” He said “So your wife can’t come out here and hang with us?” And I said “Dude, WHY do think I’m in the garage?!”

To be non-sexist though, I do have a sign that says “Hookers and Strippers Allowed.”

how about “No One Allowed” (but me)

Like all cross-dressers, the Wiz is not kind to competition.

“No knights allowed”

Not even dazed knights?

Henry’s not banned, is he? That guy rules.

Would any “girlz” want to go in, in the first place?

He should have a sign that says “Only chicks in Chain mail”

“No HomerS.”