WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for November 21, 2024

Only God knows.

Very good question…

Motorboating? No, that’s more of a baby thing

It serves as a lint trap for the shirt.

Reminds me of an old riddle: After you die, you go to heaven and meet every (good) soul that had ever died. After looking around, you immediately identify Adam and Eve, even though you’ve never seen their faces before. How? No navels.

To button up your bellies, of course.

“…why do we have navels.”

1) For the same reason you have arm(ie)s.

2) To set a good example for your children.

When faith meets science.

Because some fools take the story literally.

It’s where the skin suit is tied off.

Why do men have nipples?

The bible is full of ridiculous stories.

There is actually a Catholic apologetics book aimed at teenagers titled “Did Adam and Eve Have Belly Buttons?”

Adam and Eve (or at least Adam) were made supposedly in God’s image.

Which mean God has a navel.

Which raises a whole ’nother line of questions………..

Foresight.. the good Lord figured it might come in handy later and save him from having to do a recall.

It’s a hot-button issue.

There are a lot of things we have that have no purpose.

The design wasn’t perfect, we still have an appendix

Why do men have nipples?

I prefer satsumas

I don’t.

Because the artist drew them there.