Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for January 20, 2022

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    Tyge  almost 3 years ago

    Left handed complements usually do not go over well!!

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    nosirrom  almost 3 years ago

    What Janis needs is an undercover operative to solve this problem.

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    SpacedInvader Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    I think an offer for her to move over next to you to warm up would have been better. It seems a little late at this point.

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    maureenmck Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Arlo – you smooth talker you!

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    Sanspareil  almost 3 years ago

    Arlo, you “Mr Spocked” her!

    Good job, though that usually doesn’t work in marriages!!

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    Bullet Bronson Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    In the last panel Janis looks like Punxsutawney Phil checking to see if there will be 6 more weeks of winter.

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    kbyrdleroy123  almost 3 years ago

    You don’t say that to a woman!

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    alasko  almost 3 years ago

    He died in bed…..

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    Alias1600  almost 3 years ago

    Quite the unforced error.

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    moosemin  almost 3 years ago

    Arlo; with all your poorly-worded comments, you are lucky to have a wife with the patience of Alice Kramden!

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    Skeptical Meg  almost 3 years ago

    Janis looks like she’s calculating if her massive weight can hold a pillow over Arlo’s head long enough to…

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    Skeptical Meg  almost 3 years ago

    And if layers keep one warm, why do you have to cook onions?

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    Aladar30 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    He has a point. BUT….

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    Chris  almost 3 years ago

    if looks could kill…

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    jonesbeltone  almost 3 years ago

    I take it Janis is not wearing her flannel jammies? Any jammies? And she has Arlo warm up the sheets. I like this arc.

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    david_42  almost 3 years ago

    Since your temperature sensors are near the surface of the skin, fat isolates them and you feel colder.

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    brucer31245  almost 3 years ago

    No one has mentioned, yet, that Arlo is apparently comfy with no top.

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    mourdac Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    What about fat people are supposed to be jolly?

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    Kawasaki Cat  almost 3 years ago

    Put some warm socks on!

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    fusilier  almost 3 years ago

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    James 2:24

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    Cincoflex  almost 3 years ago

    Maybe if you wore pajamas to bed . . . .

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    DebUSNRet  almost 3 years ago

    That’s a fact! When I lost weight I could/can NOT stand the cold and relished the warmer weather.

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    ChessPirate  almost 3 years ago

    Janis does not like logic…

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    royq27  almost 3 years ago

    Good thing you have your phone Arlo, I think you will be dialing 911…

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    Indianapolis Smith  almost 3 years ago

    And those were the last words anyone ever heard Arlo say…

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    unca jim  almost 3 years ago

    Just a thyroid condition.

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    Nicki's ZoMcYo  almost 3 years ago

    Hahaha, that was a great chuckle. Loved it!

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    TheDadSnorlax Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    now i am really feeling old…..

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    annefackler61  almost 3 years ago

    As opposed to an off handed comment.

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    raybarb44  almost 3 years ago

    Up for some friction to warm up?……

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    Bill The Nuke  almost 3 years ago

    Yeah, I’d get the stare of death too if I said that to my wife.

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    Tetonbil  almost 3 years ago

    Yeah, I believe I would have said something like, “come over here baby and snuggle in, I’ll keep you warm”. Never miss an opportunity to snuggle!

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    Homerville Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Another 2 points for Arlo.

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    tiomax  almost 3 years ago

    Leave the first “as” out, Arlo.  It makes a difference!

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    alexius23  almost 3 years ago

    If it’s freezing~Arlo wears no tops to bed

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    Catmom  almost 3 years ago

    Fat is not an insulator. But it does help you float, if that’s any comfort.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  almost 3 years ago

    Unfortunately it is too cold to go naked now except in bed to sleep right now. And going to get colder tonight.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  almost 3 years ago

    Take the good with the bad.

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    Lemon Juice  almost 3 years ago

    I’ve been on the receiving end of a look like that before! Words just kind of slip out before you can stop them!

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    locake  almost 3 years ago

    If I was cold I would definitely put some socks on.

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    Back to Big Mike  almost 3 years ago

    What will be on his headstone?

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    mkraeski Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Sorry, I’m fat, but it’s just that much more of me to be cold!! But she really should put some socks on – that’ll help a lot!

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    cabalonrye  almost 3 years ago

    Arlo, are you testing how much she loves you? Enough not to kill you?

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    gcottay  almost 3 years ago

    “Let me take care of that.” (And ten times the points if you begin with foot warming.)

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    EMGULS79  almost 3 years ago

    There’s no correlation. In one of the offices where I used to work, some of the fattest women were the ones that wore extra layers and/or brought in space heaters because they were “cold” all the time. Meanwhile we men were roasting.

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    mafastore  almost 3 years ago

    I was fat – then I was thin (down to 105 lbs – I am short) and then back up with a few more downs – never again that low – and ups. I was always hot. Husband would argue with me as I would not wear a coat until it was in the 30Fs and then it was left open – it would not be closed until sometime in the teens.

    About a 10 years ago I lost weight again (and this time has stayed off – though still not thin, just no longer obese), at about the same time I went through menopause and the doctor said I had low thyroid (which is suppose to make make one feel cold) and I started taking meds to bring it up to normal thyroid (which should mean that thyroid was not making me cold). I suddenly became freezing cold all the time. Not sure which one of these things or if the combination of them caused me to be so cold. Husband will take my hand when it is hot outside and be shocked at how cold my hands are. (Does not seem to be a circulation problem.)

    I found out the hard way a couple of years ago that if one is freezing cold and the actual weather that one outside in is in the 80Fs – one just has put up with it as wearing a sweatshirt (something in the old days I would not do until it was in the 50Fs) in that temperature can cause heatstroke – even as one is still cold. He either tells me what the temperature is or I look at the outdoor thermometer we have to dress appropriately for the weather.

    He also has a rule for me – If I am feeling comfortably warm, it means that I need to put on the air conditioner until I feel cold again or I will get sick from the high temperature in the house that I do not realize exists.

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