Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for July 18, 2024

Go for Dairy Squeeze, Darryl. Messing with the neighbor’s mailboxes sounds like a remarkably bad idea.

If you search other people’s mailboxes, you might be accused of theft. Maybe something was stolen, but you aren’t the guilty person.

go suck on some chili dogs, guys

Maybe disguised as junk mail?!

I’m with you Hammie, Dairy Squeeze!

“Dairy Squeeze”? That’s not very imaginative. Over in Zits, Jeremy’s working at “Old Gravy”. And over here in Beijing—I’m not joking, either—there’s a Chinese knock-off of Dairy Queen called Dairy Fairy. Now that’s imagination in branding1

Adjust to the situation.

WHATAKID!!

Dairy Squeeze?

XD XD XD

Sounds like a remarkably good idea.

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Nice of you to play along, dad. But now it’s time to give this kid a teaching moment.

Do you two know the first thing about Bigfooting?

Just because his foot is big…

Go to Dairy Squeeze for a Sasquatch Sundae?

Burger King, then Dairy Queen – A Royal Treat! ☺

I’m for Dairy Squeeze. Hammier can order the vanilla cone with Sasquatch droppings (better known as vanilla chocolate chip).

Good thing they aren’t Black.

Hammie, it’s good to have some flexibility in your life, especially when ice cream is involved.

Awfully short mailboxes. 36" from the ground is the legal standard height for the floor of the mailbox.

If Bigfoot is hiding in U.S. Mailboxes he/she must be part of the Federal Witness Protection Program. Don’t go there.

If Bigfoot was in a mailbox, that would be a federal offense and he would have to go to jail, so i would go to Dairy Squeez and give Bigfoot a chance to hide someplace legal and resume your search tomorrow.

giving the Hamster a sugar fix before bedtime is still a better option than spending time in the slammer… (or… maybe not, come to think of it!)

You’re looking in the wrong place, guys! Bigfoot is not an urban or suburban creature.

As if in real life, the father would allow the kid to look into people’s mailboxes!

I vote for Dairy Squeeze.

Out of curiosity I searched to see if Dairy Squeeze actually exists. It looks like it does not. It must have been a play on Tastee-Freez.

I think the Dairy Squeeze is what he REALLY wants.

Such a good dad. This memory will last forever for Hammie

Hammie, no doubt, would like to boast “I went to Dairy Squeeze and YOU didn’t!” Hopefully Darryl is wise enough to either bring the girls along, or bring something back for them of equal value to what Hammie receives.

Dairy Squeeze!! Bigfoot Sundae!!