bacon by Lonnie Millsap for September 25, 2024

Learn how to ride a Horse, You’ll be very popular around Halloween !

I hate it when that happens.

De neck bone connected to de head bone… but not anymore.

“With my head tucked underneath my arm … I walk the bloody tower.”

There’ll be no more necking for YOU!

put my dam head back on!

Early Steve Martin joke told on the Tonight Show: “People ask me, Steve, what kind of girl are you looking for? I tell them I want a girl with her head on her shoulders. I hate necks!”

ho buoy… somebody’s head is gonna roll!

He might be able to get a job on the comic strip “Scary Gary.”

You were supposed to remove his necklace, not make him neckless.

I’ve heard of a necklace, but not a neck-less.

Check the coffee can on the shelf labeled Spare Parts.

Geese, how many times must we tell you………

Dem bones, dem bones, dem dry bones,

Dem bones, dem bones, dem dry bones,

Dem bones, dem bones, dem dry bones,

Now shake dem skeleton bones!

The toe bone’s connected to the foot bone,

The foot bone’s connected to the ankle bone,

The ankle bone’s connected to the leg bone,

Now shake dem skeleton bones!

The leg bone’s connected to the knee bone,

The knee bone’s connected to the thigh bone,

The thigh bone’s connected to the hip bone,

Now shake dem skeleton bones!

Dem bones, dem bones, dem dry bones,

Dem bones, dem bones, dem dry bones,

Dem bones, dem bones, dem dry bones,

Now shake dem skeleton bones!

The hip bone’s connected to the back bone

The back bone’s connected to the neck bone,

The neck bone’s connected to the head bone,

Now shake dem skeleton bones!

The finger bone’s connected to the hand bone,

The hand bone’s connected to the arm bone,

The arm bone’s connected to the shoulder bone,

Now shake dem skeleton bones!

Dem bones, dem bones gonna walk around

Dem bones, dem bones, gonna walk around

Dem bones, dem bones, gonna walk around

Now shake dem skeleton bones!

He’s beside himself, with shock.

What is the meaning of “bacön”?

Did I sign a mal-practice waiver?… OOPS!!