bacon by Lonnie Millsap for September 25, 2024

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    scote1379 Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Learn how to ride a Horse, You’ll be very popular around Halloween !

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    The Duke  about 1 month ago

    I hate it when that happens.

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    Pedmar Premium Member about 1 month ago

    De neck bone connected to de head bone… but not anymore.

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    HarryLime Premium Member about 1 month ago

    “With my head tucked underneath my arm … I walk the bloody tower.”

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member about 1 month ago

    There’ll be no more necking for YOU!

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    HOTLOTUS1  about 1 month ago

    put my dam head back on!

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Early Steve Martin joke told on the Tonight Show: “People ask me, Steve, what kind of girl are you looking for? I tell them I want a girl with her head on her shoulders. I hate necks!”

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    wildlandwaters  about 1 month ago

    ho buoy… somebody’s head is gonna roll!

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    Tachyon the Samurai  about 1 month ago

    He might be able to get a job on the comic strip “Scary Gary.”

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    cactusbob333  about 1 month ago

    You were supposed to remove his necklace, not make him neckless.

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    Pony99CA  about 1 month ago

    I’ve heard of a necklace, but not a neck-less.

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    goboboyd  about 1 month ago

    Check the coffee can on the shelf labeled Spare Parts.

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    Daltongang Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Geese, how many times must we tell you………

    Dem bones, dem bones, dem dry bones,

    Dem bones, dem bones, dem dry bones,

    Dem bones, dem bones, dem dry bones,

    Now shake dem skeleton bones!

    The toe bone’s connected to the foot bone,

    The foot bone’s connected to the ankle bone,

    The ankle bone’s connected to the leg bone,

    Now shake dem skeleton bones!

    The leg bone’s connected to the knee bone,

    The knee bone’s connected to the thigh bone,

    The thigh bone’s connected to the hip bone,

    Now shake dem skeleton bones!

    Dem bones, dem bones, dem dry bones,

    Dem bones, dem bones, dem dry bones,

    Dem bones, dem bones, dem dry bones,

    Now shake dem skeleton bones!

    The hip bone’s connected to the back bone

    The back bone’s connected to the neck bone,

    The neck bone’s connected to the head bone,

    Now shake dem skeleton bones!

    The finger bone’s connected to the hand bone,

    The hand bone’s connected to the arm bone,

    The arm bone’s connected to the shoulder bone,

    Now shake dem skeleton bones!

    Dem bones, dem bones gonna walk around

    Dem bones, dem bones, gonna walk around

    Dem bones, dem bones, gonna walk around

    Now shake dem skeleton bones!

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    tinstar  about 1 month ago

    He’s beside himself, with shock.

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    silberdistel  about 1 month ago

    What is the meaning of “bacön”?

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    markkahler52  about 1 month ago

    Did I sign a mal-practice waiver?… OOPS!!

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